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Saturday Mar 01, 2008

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This is The Official 2008 Sucks Catastrophe Scores board my roomie Jessie and I made and placed on our vacant third dorm room door, cleverly labeled basement (it's where we stash our illegal paraphenalia...like candles).

In case no one feels like deciphering the image....here goes;

List Comaprison:

Me: Caught flu after sleeping on floors and not taking a shower for 2 weeks.
Her: Dumped by girlfriend of 2 1/2 years. OMG, WTF!

M: Four homeless boys live in dorm. Catch hell for letting them eat roommates food.
H: Homeless eat all of food and use my loofah. Icky.

M: Most bloody UTI ever! Tried to sleep on shower floor.
H: Down to 89 fucking lbs. (looks like an Olsen twin... or Gollum)

M: Drop class due to alcoholism - cried.
H: Make-out session, lots of snot - Disastrous sexual mishap and no orgasm to speak of.

M: Head eats pavement. Literally. Brake no longer functional on scooter.
H: Bed-ridden by black lung (and emotional trauma).

M: Lose crush to fat girl.
H: Projectile vomit. SCORE! Takes up residence on bathroom floor.

M: See #2 (+ girl who spins fire and a dog)
H: Ovary explodes. The end.

M: Embroiled in lesbian drama. Does not get pussy.
H: Embroiled in lesbian drama. Does not get pussy.

M: Legs officially covered in flesh-eating bacteria.
H: See #2 (+ some bitch and her dog)

M: Completely broke (and broken). Victor not repaired, as of yet. It's only february.
H: Weighs 93 lbs. OMG. I'm fucking fat. Will be gi-normous by March (and it's a fucking leap year)


Good times, eh?
gayballs:
HIGH FIVE FOREVER!

does not get pussy. fuck.
Mar 2, 2008

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