lesmels

I'm stalking someone... I couldn't tell you why other than that I like his name and small reasons are enough for me sometimes. By stalking I only mean that I've been investigating him online: using his address to find other aliases and so forth. It actually takes a sizable amount of effort to pinpoint the actions of someone with a very common name but desperate times call for desperate actions and no time is quite as desperate as the time that should be spent by not procrastinating against other important time-sensitive projects. I have therefore resorted to seeking this person out in cyberspace at regular intervals throughout the past year.
I only bring it up now because I had run out of search tactics in regards to this person and had forgotten about him until recently...as in, this coming weekend...when I will finally meet him face to face for the first time. In preparation for this momentous event, I worked up the nerve to e-mail him ahead of time. Not surprisingly, his answer was as nondescript and inane as can be imagined... I was disappointed; but more fully prepared to intentionally dislike him. Ever notice in comic books and tv series, there's always that ONE bad guy who has obsessed over the hero to the point that they despise him and blame him for something that he/she is completely unaware of. The antagonist's monologue always runs along the lines of "Remember when...!" or "Don't you know who I am..!!" and "Now, you'll finally pay ...! For I am __insert cheesy villainous name__" HAHAHAHAHA....

That's me.


I think this could be even more fun than I originally thought.