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lesborella

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Sunday Jun 26, 2005

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I got a spam email today, at least I hope it was random spam, offering to iincrease the length of my penis by 4-5 inches.

4-5 inches? Now, I may not have the most impressive member, but 4-5 inches seems to border on dangerous. I mean, isn't that the equivalent of telling a woman she's going to increase her bust size by 4-5 cup sizes?

Maybe they figure that most people expect some hyperbole in their advertiseing, particularly unsolicited spam, so they're counting on you automatically dividing the claim by 3 or something.

Have you ever seen the most brilliant infomercial where they sell these diet pills but beg you not to buy them if you're only slightly overweight, as they are too powerful, too effective. They actually say, "these pills are for someone who is very overweight, do not take them if you only have a few pounds to lose". and I know that this approach is working. That idiots are buying these pills. I guess they're buying these penis enlargers, too.

I would laugh if I wasn't so angered by the whole thing. That people are really being taken advantage of. That in 2005 people are buying ground up unicorn horn and snake oil.

Of course it's possible that somewhere a thin guy, with a 12 inch penis, is sitting in his mansion paid for with the unclaimed fortune of a dead Nigerian, reading this and shaking his head.

Discuss.
andvari:
I especially love how my wife gets the penis enhancement emails and I get the breast enhancement ones.

The really really sad thing is that these commercials can only exist because somewhere someone buys into them.
Jun 26, 2005
kerosene:
they should sell "good in bed" pills. fuck how big the penis is...

it's all about how well the guy can use it.

i'd elaborate but, well, go look at my journal. puke
Jun 29, 2005

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