Thursday Jun 02, 2005

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I thought I'd typed out one of these shits, but it happens to be nowhere. This'd be the first, so it better contain some epic shit, huh? That's basically what I said last time, but now I'm more drunk and it's getting pretty damn hard to type proper words. FYI: I'm in the midst of a four day bender and I love using contractions. Woo.
leroymc:
Bring it down the back side of my spine with a plasma cutter, because a Mexican told me he didn't wanna drink with me today. Mmmm! That shit was funny. All because I chose a free coozie labeled "I love my horse". Border Patrol muthafucka! I yelled that shit, and FYI, I'm pardoned from all criticism regarding racial comedic references and 'color zeal' [Edit (""Extreme"" Speaking Phrase) -- spy LMC's future E.S.D. to scope the news, soon to always be the 'olds'.] {Note Note: Extreme Speech Dictionary} Woo!

Bung Bung is the sign out today.

[Edited on Jun 03, 2005 11:34PM]
leroymc:
Here's an awkward position: In between random *FREE* Hosting Site and My Documents. Dispersing the digital debauchery for download discovery delivers a dilemma.

Random fact: I learned the word dilemma from the book Hatchet back in the day. It remains, to this moment, one of my favorite words.

Bender.Day.Seven.

Off.

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