Favorite quote of the day so far:
"The mall is just horrible. Don't buy your clothes there. You'll just end up looking like a clone. Unless you are a clone, of course. In that case, you won't be interested in [us] and we won't be interested in having you smear the good name of the company by running our gear in public as you shop...
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"The mall is just horrible. Don't buy your clothes there. You'll just end up looking like a clone. Unless you are a clone, of course. In that case, you won't be interested in [us] and we won't be interested in having you smear the good name of the company by running our gear in public as you shop...
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Just fantastic on the tenth.
rickroyal:
Good to hear it, I should think.
ninjatoes:
I like the new pics. You should post them on here you dreamy little thing you.
400 Degree Chicken
Yo, it's another one of LMC's Wile-Ass Recipes. This one coming to yous in the midst of a fine drunk sesh... and there must be some kinda copyright on my soon-to-be-published recipe book title...
This one's more about the sauce and less the substance, but you'll need some 'yellow-bag Pilgrim's Pride hot wings' from Wal-Mart. Them shits get ya insideries jumpin'!
Now,...
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Yo, it's another one of LMC's Wile-Ass Recipes. This one coming to yous in the midst of a fine drunk sesh... and there must be some kinda copyright on my soon-to-be-published recipe book title...
This one's more about the sauce and less the substance, but you'll need some 'yellow-bag Pilgrim's Pride hot wings' from Wal-Mart. Them shits get ya insideries jumpin'!
Now,...
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The Intro: I work with this fucked kid.
The Setup: I'm standing on the floor watching him try to load a patio door into an overhead bay...
The Story: He was banging on the metal rack with a rubber mallet, yelling out: "That's why you don't mess with an ex-carnie!"..
The Point: It was funny.
The Setup: I'm standing on the floor watching him try to load a patio door into an overhead bay...
The Story: He was banging on the metal rack with a rubber mallet, yelling out: "That's why you don't mess with an ex-carnie!"..
The Point: It was funny.
I got harassed for not having any bread with my lasagna...?
What the hell, I dont need bread with lasagna, do I?
I didn't think I did.
What the hell, I dont need bread with lasagna, do I?
I didn't think I did.
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ninjatoes:
not required, just appreciated.
btw: I want a copy of the pants song
btw: I want a copy of the pants song
ninjatoes:
I tried, but it wouldn't work. I love it though... too funny. 
I just woke up... and it happens to be Christmas day. I found the phone next to my face. I may have fallen asleep on someone...
I should drink more.
I should drink more.
Are you an addict when you drink a can of Dew in one fell swoop, or just thirsty?
I forgot how tasty Ritz were, and when you throw a bunch of shit on them... DANG!
FYI: Someone else destroyed the handicap bathroom today.
FYI: Someone else destroyed the handicap bathroom today.
ninjatoes:
random.
ninjatoes:
and what are we up to this morning?
I'm a madman on heavy equipment. It always makes my work seem more like a day at Disneyland. Woo!
Remember: 'Nobody Beats The Biz!'
Remember: 'Nobody Beats The Biz!'
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ninjatoes:
and what a party it will be...
i'm thinking you, me, a midget in a gorilla suit, a bottle of buttermilk and a feather duster.
you down?
i'm thinking you, me, a midget in a gorilla suit, a bottle of buttermilk and a feather duster.
you down?
ninjatoes:
you're trouble.
This Saturday, I'm spending some quality time with the beer, the internet, and Myself.
The result of early morning Christmas shopping, and severe overexposure to people.
The result of early morning Christmas shopping, and severe overexposure to people.
ninjatoes:
sorry, didn't mean to drop off the planet...
how ya been?
how ya been?
ninjatoes:
I kinda was. Feeling festive yet?
I still like seeing you without the viking gear.
[Edited on Jan 11, 2006 12:42PM]