WOULD YOU RATHER...
have sexual organs that glow red like E.T.'s heart when you are attracted to someone
-OR-
have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?
WOULD YOU RATHER...
get caught raping a chiken
-OR-
wake up from a drunken night only to discover that the supermodel that you THOUGHT you made sweet love to last night was really a filthy, drunk 65 year old homeless man?
Lenore
have sexual organs that glow red like E.T.'s heart when you are attracted to someone
-OR-
have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
WOULD YOU RATHER...
get caught raping a chiken
![whatever](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/rollseyes.21cb35fd0ec2.gif)
![bok](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/chicken.9a50d1702f8e.gif)
-OR-
wake up from a drunken night only to discover that the supermodel that you THOUGHT you made sweet love to last night was really a filthy, drunk 65 year old homeless man?
![shocked](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/shocked.4f86e9f2d588.gif)
![skull](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/skull.4242d54c7e24.gif)
![skull](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/skull.4242d54c7e24.gif)
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frank_castle:
this is absurd, you are absurd, i will not answer, i just like saying absurd, it is fun
bogiebeau:
well if you cant get one, no bigey. there are only like 60 people going anyways, ive had get togethers bigger than that.