WOULD YOU RATHER...
have sexual organs that glow red like E.T.'s heart when you are attracted to someone
-OR-
have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Get caught raping a chiken
-OR-
wake up from a drunken night only to discover that the supermodel that you THOUGHT you made sweet love to last night was really a filthy, drunk 65 year old homeless man?
Lenore
have sexual organs that glow red like E.T.'s heart when you are attracted to someone
-OR-
have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Get caught raping a chiken
-OR-
wake up from a drunken night only to discover that the supermodel that you THOUGHT you made sweet love to last night was really a filthy, drunk 65 year old homeless man?
Lenore VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
katie:
dude, i would love it if my crotch glowed! how rad would that be?
zombiehead2:
hmmm...the first one...