I think that if you ever beat someone half to death, it would be funny to poop in their IV bag. Then, when he wakes up from his coma, the first thing he sees is your turd floating in his saline drip. Aw man, the look on his face! It was, I mean, it would be, totally priceless.
then join me as i plot the downfall of ronald mcdonald!
*sharpens spork sword*