A small militant minority of crazy religious people at my school tried to have all our pro-choice elements of the student constitution revoked today under the old "freedom of speech" guise today. Fortunately the student body wasn't buying and we crushed them like the reactionaries they were.
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Maybe I'm decadent and depraved, or just a little needy in certain areas, because all I could notice was - shit man! there's a whole lotta cute girls at this rally. *le sigh* I ran into a zillion old pals which was nice.. especially one old pal of mine. I pointed out this girl to her who I've had a crush on since the beginning of the school year.. this girl who's literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life, but alas, a lesbian. She's like "I've slept with her." then my brain froze up like mid-air piss in minus 40 weather and my nails rolled up and turn ick-green with envy. She then reminded me of this weird love triangle thingy she was in - the story she told me, and lo and behold! it's about the most beautiful woman ever.
Since her fingers were actually turning green from some disease she has that makes her circulation the shit, we went inside high-fiving friends and saying "I just supported womens' right to choose what's good for their own body!!! yesss!" amid much fist pumping and grunt-style victory explanations. Even victory in a high school football game never tasted so good.
Then I bought her a congradulatory rum & coke for having had sex with the most beautiful woman ever and she told me she has some weird eye condition where it's likely she'll go totally blind in 10 years. Which sucks. Sucks balls.
We then bemoaned the fact that we're not meeting anyone interesting these days in the dating capacity.. but whatever.
That is all.
Actually.. it's not.
Why does some strange part of me want to join the French Foreign Legion?
Have I just seen "Beau Travail" too many times?
Losers - 0
Smart People - 1
Maybe I'm decadent and depraved, or just a little needy in certain areas, because all I could notice was - shit man! there's a whole lotta cute girls at this rally. *le sigh* I ran into a zillion old pals which was nice.. especially one old pal of mine. I pointed out this girl to her who I've had a crush on since the beginning of the school year.. this girl who's literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life, but alas, a lesbian. She's like "I've slept with her." then my brain froze up like mid-air piss in minus 40 weather and my nails rolled up and turn ick-green with envy. She then reminded me of this weird love triangle thingy she was in - the story she told me, and lo and behold! it's about the most beautiful woman ever.
Since her fingers were actually turning green from some disease she has that makes her circulation the shit, we went inside high-fiving friends and saying "I just supported womens' right to choose what's good for their own body!!! yesss!" amid much fist pumping and grunt-style victory explanations. Even victory in a high school football game never tasted so good.
Then I bought her a congradulatory rum & coke for having had sex with the most beautiful woman ever and she told me she has some weird eye condition where it's likely she'll go totally blind in 10 years. Which sucks. Sucks balls.
We then bemoaned the fact that we're not meeting anyone interesting these days in the dating capacity.. but whatever.
That is all.
Actually.. it's not.
Why does some strange part of me want to join the French Foreign Legion?
Have I just seen "Beau Travail" too many times?
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Though, if I'd had the chance, I would've advocated for a minimum number of hot lesbian students.
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