Am I going to write an entire entry about beauty care products?
You fucking bet I am.
Lately I've been spending money on beauty care products, I figure I have enough books, enough cds.
So I've been shaving every morning in my new fog-free shower mirror, with insanely sharp razors with a sesame infused shaving cream from the Body Shop.
Then I get out of the shower, towel off with my white Egyptian cotton towel, and apply a facial cleanser from Kiehls, after a once over with a special pore cleaning cleansing cloth. Then the After Shave balm from Aveda - keeps the skin smooth and moist.
My hair has been cut recently, and kept combed to the side, and perfectly coiffed with a light amount of gel - after either a delicious wash with Kiehl's shampoo or a Pumpkin Pie shampoo, I'm still in the market for a conditioner.
I'm going to start going to the gym again this week. I've been feeling like a 30th Century Man, an uber-confident stylish blend of Spider Jerusalem and Salvador Dali.
I am unstoppable. I am a golden god. I live on Mount Olypmus.
Bring it the fuck on.
I'm ready. I'm waiting.
ps.
My hero's mouth says... "Let's go sexxxxxxxxxxxin'!!!!"
You fucking bet I am.
Lately I've been spending money on beauty care products, I figure I have enough books, enough cds.
So I've been shaving every morning in my new fog-free shower mirror, with insanely sharp razors with a sesame infused shaving cream from the Body Shop.
Then I get out of the shower, towel off with my white Egyptian cotton towel, and apply a facial cleanser from Kiehls, after a once over with a special pore cleaning cleansing cloth. Then the After Shave balm from Aveda - keeps the skin smooth and moist.
My hair has been cut recently, and kept combed to the side, and perfectly coiffed with a light amount of gel - after either a delicious wash with Kiehl's shampoo or a Pumpkin Pie shampoo, I'm still in the market for a conditioner.
I'm going to start going to the gym again this week. I've been feeling like a 30th Century Man, an uber-confident stylish blend of Spider Jerusalem and Salvador Dali.
I am unstoppable. I am a golden god. I live on Mount Olypmus.
Bring it the fuck on.
I'm ready. I'm waiting.
ps.
My hero's mouth says... "Let's go sexxxxxxxxxxxin'!!!!"
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It just wasn't quite as much fun as the last time.