Oooh kicked out of two apartments in a row... hot. Good thing I already had another apartment lined up. Last time I was pissed, but this time it's oddly hilarious.
Check out this line from my eviction letter re: my birthday party tomorrow -
"It's fine that you are having some friends over on Thursday - that is one of the perks of living at Whimseyhenge: that it is a nice enough place to bring friends, and I welcome them here."
I can smell the patronizing air from here. It's hilarious cause I already have a better place lined up.
Moving May 1st.. I'm so peripatetic.
Some Canadians may get this joke:
"maybe tomorrow I'd like to settle down, until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on..
until tomorrow, the whole world is my home"
Edited to add people are already asking me what naughty thing I did to get kicked out.. which was none at all. I'm quoting the
'we're kicking your ass outta here' letter IN FULL.. on the subject:
"I do appreciate that for the most part you were quite considerate: not cranking the tunes after 11pm; no messes left in the kitchen, letting us know if you were having friends over. However, that's not enough to stay at Whimseyhenge. I had thought that you understood the concept of making each others lives easier, along with the standard pitcking in and pulling your weight in a shared living situation. That's too bad, since you could have been a great roommate."
Edited to add...
It's 3:10 am and I just got back home from seeing DJ Jazzy Jeff.. the man is a wizard, my ears are ringing and my feet hurt from the dance dance dance. Life is great!
Check out this line from my eviction letter re: my birthday party tomorrow -
"It's fine that you are having some friends over on Thursday - that is one of the perks of living at Whimseyhenge: that it is a nice enough place to bring friends, and I welcome them here."
I can smell the patronizing air from here. It's hilarious cause I already have a better place lined up.
Moving May 1st.. I'm so peripatetic.
Some Canadians may get this joke:
"maybe tomorrow I'd like to settle down, until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on..
until tomorrow, the whole world is my home"
Edited to add people are already asking me what naughty thing I did to get kicked out.. which was none at all. I'm quoting the
'we're kicking your ass outta here' letter IN FULL.. on the subject:
"I do appreciate that for the most part you were quite considerate: not cranking the tunes after 11pm; no messes left in the kitchen, letting us know if you were having friends over. However, that's not enough to stay at Whimseyhenge. I had thought that you understood the concept of making each others lives easier, along with the standard pitcking in and pulling your weight in a shared living situation. That's too bad, since you could have been a great roommate."
Edited to add...
It's 3:10 am and I just got back home from seeing DJ Jazzy Jeff.. the man is a wizard, my ears are ringing and my feet hurt from the dance dance dance. Life is great!
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Well, good luck with your next spot.
And I do remember The Littlest Hobo. I mostly remember looking for shots in and around places I had lived, since it was filmed in Canada. Heh.