TEAM ONTOLOGICAL ANARCHY IN TEH FACE!!
We will rule Portland with an iron sceptre...
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Well my Ophelia and I hit Seattle finally.. after quite the boat trip. We were sitting next to this crazy WASPy family where the mother just would NOT shut up. We played Go Fish and Rummy with Suicide Girls cards, which garnered the 15 year old boys next to me's attention.. obviously he hasn't seen too much action if some vector images of half naked girls are making him agape for 2.5 hours. His mom also commented on the "pretty cards", asking "where we got them" and if they were "Spice Girls cards".. to which I replied no they weren't.
Roxy was sweet and picked us up.. then Mr. Deity came by and drove us to our karaoke destination - Leilani Lanes a crazy Hawaiian themed bowling alley circa the mid-1970s. I desperately need to go back to this place as its kitsch/coolness quotient is unbelievably high. Dreamweaver kept trying to take pictures of this woman with the darkest fake tan ever.. who wore a white jumpsuit, was large like Santa Claus and had really long hair.
The whole crew showed up.. but then Ophelia and I got carded, and although we are of age in our own fair country, in Washington State we are dangerously underage. After much talk, including a near-sing-song circle, we moved the party of 20+ SG Seattle Crew over to Mr. Deity's amazing wood floored, wood everything'd house and proceeded to live it up.. downing fair quantities of chips, pizza, and our lady Pabst Blue Ribbon. It was fine to finally get to savour this most spoken of of all American beverages that my radio promoters have been talking about (how did I pronounce this? ) to me for ages. It wasn't as bad as I expected.. the only downer being the low-alcohol content found in it and most other American beers.
So a big hey hello to all the SG Seattle crew that I've now met.. I think I'm going to have to go watch Super Troopers because of you.. and MisterSatan.. I'm glad I've retained the title of "weirdest fucker you know." Werd.
I just slept over at Freckle's place and we're about to go and check out Pike Place Market.. yeah. More updates soon..
ps. oh and everyone should go check out the Spin the Bottle pics from SG Calgary in the SG Canada group... hotness..
We will rule Portland with an iron sceptre...
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Well my Ophelia and I hit Seattle finally.. after quite the boat trip. We were sitting next to this crazy WASPy family where the mother just would NOT shut up. We played Go Fish and Rummy with Suicide Girls cards, which garnered the 15 year old boys next to me's attention.. obviously he hasn't seen too much action if some vector images of half naked girls are making him agape for 2.5 hours. His mom also commented on the "pretty cards", asking "where we got them" and if they were "Spice Girls cards".. to which I replied no they weren't.
Roxy was sweet and picked us up.. then Mr. Deity came by and drove us to our karaoke destination - Leilani Lanes a crazy Hawaiian themed bowling alley circa the mid-1970s. I desperately need to go back to this place as its kitsch/coolness quotient is unbelievably high. Dreamweaver kept trying to take pictures of this woman with the darkest fake tan ever.. who wore a white jumpsuit, was large like Santa Claus and had really long hair.
The whole crew showed up.. but then Ophelia and I got carded, and although we are of age in our own fair country, in Washington State we are dangerously underage. After much talk, including a near-sing-song circle, we moved the party of 20+ SG Seattle Crew over to Mr. Deity's amazing wood floored, wood everything'd house and proceeded to live it up.. downing fair quantities of chips, pizza, and our lady Pabst Blue Ribbon. It was fine to finally get to savour this most spoken of of all American beverages that my radio promoters have been talking about (how did I pronounce this? ) to me for ages. It wasn't as bad as I expected.. the only downer being the low-alcohol content found in it and most other American beers.
So a big hey hello to all the SG Seattle crew that I've now met.. I think I'm going to have to go watch Super Troopers because of you.. and MisterSatan.. I'm glad I've retained the title of "weirdest fucker you know." Werd.
I just slept over at Freckle's place and we're about to go and check out Pike Place Market.. yeah. More updates soon..
ps. oh and everyone should go check out the Spin the Bottle pics from SG Calgary in the SG Canada group... hotness..
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