The first step in being a successful heterosexual is to admit it. Admit that you are attracted to women and you are not ashamed of that, even though you don't understand them. You are drawn to women even though your encounters with them have left you baffled, perplexed, humbled, and even slightly damaged. There, don't you feel better already?
- Glenn O'Brien, How to Be a Man
Damn you to hell Glenn and take your stinking paws off me!
That said I am very tired and in common with many people I am prone to becoming short-tempered when fatigued so I am certain that I am overreacting.