Garish, like a Commie Cartoon
Switch went down to the Bowl-A-Rama to ask Moira for a little moigle moigle.
"Swtich, your pomade stanks like a baboon's asshole" she said.
Flip flap goes the collar up and he skimmies in there real nice, and like a cat purr in the wee morning hours of Saturday night says:
"But baby, I'm the King of the Bowl-A-Rama, dig me? Skirts from here to the Atlantic on the south side want to give me a milk-shake-shake-shake in their yard, squeeze me some of that baby lemonade."
"Switch honey, sure you can lay down a 9 pound real good and spin it all over the hardwood floor, kill ten pins with one blow, but if you ever try that trick with my I'll win the next Bowl-A-Rama Hoo-Hah Blowout with your head as a ball."
"Moira, baby, baby, I get you. You've got more style than a boy's got fingers, and you can stand for a pin monkey who pulls his lips on cold ones all weekend."
"You better believe it, and no fancy name on your canary shirt's gonna change it. I only run with the champ - you're a chump, Shotgun Larry's got a perfect game. You two-bit rollers at the Rama, got nothin' on the sleek machine the Bowl-o'-Drome has. I get malteds at the counter."
"I never knew a skirt could lay it on my sideways like that. Tell Shotgun Larry to watch out.. I may have no lady's luck.. but I'm a gunnin' for him now.. tell him the King of the Bowl-A-Rama's coming.. with his cold black eyes and his slicked back hair..."
Switch
Moira
Shotgun Larry
Who will be the next King of the Bowl-A-Rama?
Switch went down to the Bowl-A-Rama to ask Moira for a little moigle moigle.
"Swtich, your pomade stanks like a baboon's asshole" she said.
Flip flap goes the collar up and he skimmies in there real nice, and like a cat purr in the wee morning hours of Saturday night says:
"But baby, I'm the King of the Bowl-A-Rama, dig me? Skirts from here to the Atlantic on the south side want to give me a milk-shake-shake-shake in their yard, squeeze me some of that baby lemonade."
"Switch honey, sure you can lay down a 9 pound real good and spin it all over the hardwood floor, kill ten pins with one blow, but if you ever try that trick with my I'll win the next Bowl-A-Rama Hoo-Hah Blowout with your head as a ball."
"Moira, baby, baby, I get you. You've got more style than a boy's got fingers, and you can stand for a pin monkey who pulls his lips on cold ones all weekend."
"You better believe it, and no fancy name on your canary shirt's gonna change it. I only run with the champ - you're a chump, Shotgun Larry's got a perfect game. You two-bit rollers at the Rama, got nothin' on the sleek machine the Bowl-o'-Drome has. I get malteds at the counter."
"I never knew a skirt could lay it on my sideways like that. Tell Shotgun Larry to watch out.. I may have no lady's luck.. but I'm a gunnin' for him now.. tell him the King of the Bowl-A-Rama's coming.. with his cold black eyes and his slicked back hair..."
Switch
Moira
Shotgun Larry
Who will be the next King of the Bowl-A-Rama?
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(In general, but this time I'm specifically referring your profile pic, which is at the height of cool: long live the king)