Late Night Un?Wisdom:
I don't want to eat eggs off of a naked girl. Poutine, been there, sushi, it's great. But not eggs.
I want to experience samadhi through lycanthropy - tantric bliss with the sprouting of giant canines and howling at the moon. ("Nobody, nobody, nobody knows, How much I love the maiden as I tear off her clothes")
Being a towel boy for a roller derby team may be the greatest of all volunteer jobs.
Hankering for waffle smores when extremely far away from anything vaguely waffle-y or smore-y will not make you happy.
Tracing plans in my mind for a beer bubble party.
Writing your grandparents a heartfelt 8 page letter feels extremely good.
My brain is shutting downnn...
I don't want to eat eggs off of a naked girl. Poutine, been there, sushi, it's great. But not eggs.
I want to experience samadhi through lycanthropy - tantric bliss with the sprouting of giant canines and howling at the moon. ("Nobody, nobody, nobody knows, How much I love the maiden as I tear off her clothes")
Being a towel boy for a roller derby team may be the greatest of all volunteer jobs.
Hankering for waffle smores when extremely far away from anything vaguely waffle-y or smore-y will not make you happy.
Tracing plans in my mind for a beer bubble party.
Writing your grandparents a heartfelt 8 page letter feels extremely good.
My brain is shutting downnn...
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