He thought to himself.. "I'm the patron saint of virgins.."
But then he thought again.. no.. that doesn't quite come out right..
Maybe he could be the patron saint of unvirginity.. which like your unbirthday should take place 364 days a year. Deflower power.
Tomorrow I get a sweet new obsidian Macbook that I'm naming Baron Samedi, and that loa's going to riiiiiiiiide.
The other night a girl called me the disco king.
The other night I called a man's stone cold bluff at the casino.
The other night I had a lengthy conversation that was fire and ice.
I want to make patterned shirts that call upon Papa Legba.
I want to break out dance moves that summon strange deities.
I want my words to drip magic and send my friends on vacations to alternate universes.
Whooooooooooooosh. I can feel adventure around the corner..