Yesterday I discovered one way to cure yourself of a terrible hangover (induced by drinking a bottle of super cheap wine that you found on the street) is to get yourself in a bicycle accident.
One wrong move and I was catapulted over my handlebars like a flaming ball of tar out of a medieval siege engine. My hands got a bit cut up, swollen with some broken blood vessels and cuts, I'm pretty sure I sprained my left wrist, and the inside of my left thigh (raked by the handlebar) has a massive bruise that very much resembles the side of a rainbow trout. However the surge of adrenaline definitely causes your hangover to go away. FYI.
So swimming, fighting, pool, and anything involving left handed groping are out for a bit at least. Also putting an alcoholic swab on a big bloody cut to disinfect it stings like a son of a bitch.
So my weekend has mostly involved laying low from a hangover, and then laying low from a cycling injury. Although it's given me some quality time to read books, watch a lot of Flight of the Conchords, and have fruit smoothies and eat panini. (yum)
I've also made a resolution that September shall be a booze-free month.
One wrong move and I was catapulted over my handlebars like a flaming ball of tar out of a medieval siege engine. My hands got a bit cut up, swollen with some broken blood vessels and cuts, I'm pretty sure I sprained my left wrist, and the inside of my left thigh (raked by the handlebar) has a massive bruise that very much resembles the side of a rainbow trout. However the surge of adrenaline definitely causes your hangover to go away. FYI.
So swimming, fighting, pool, and anything involving left handed groping are out for a bit at least. Also putting an alcoholic swab on a big bloody cut to disinfect it stings like a son of a bitch.
So my weekend has mostly involved laying low from a hangover, and then laying low from a cycling injury. Although it's given me some quality time to read books, watch a lot of Flight of the Conchords, and have fruit smoothies and eat panini. (yum)
I've also made a resolution that September shall be a booze-free month.
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valcapone:
So far so good... had some really awful teriyaki for lunch (fuck you and your terrible Asian food, Toronto!) and made a veggie-laden stir-fry for dinner. W00t!
valcapone:
It's boggling my mind, cus it's not like I'm looking for anything special. I just want a noodle joint, like the million they've got in MTL, and they can't even do THAT right.