lefty

i go to get my left arm tattoo finished on thursday, and i mean ACTUALLY finished! im so stoked, better balance ye ol checkbook...

i just had a night of really weird dreams... the first one was that i was in my old high school, but it was like all militant... i kept looking for a bathroom, but none of them were very private... i mean, i walked by them, and i could see dudes with their wangs hanging out... and there was this ROTC bathroom that i almost went in, but you couldnt talk in it... on top of that some people kept calling me on my cell phone saying crap like "yes sir, we are still waiting on you to deliver the package..." talking like they knew something that i didnt... so id ask "WHO THE HELL IS THIS?" and he'd say back, you know who it is! and id be like "tell me what the hell this package is?" and he'd be like, "NO you already know" and im like no i dont so fuck off and leave me alone!! and he kept calling like every half hour... then in my dream i kept getting all paranoid every time someone got near me like they were gonna clothesline me... then i was going to my teachers class (one of my college teachers mind you), and getting into the classoom involved opening a package of sugar or something....

then i got woke up, but i fell back asleep and had another dream...

i was in like medieval times for some reason, but we still had modern technology.... i was part of a band that was getting ready to pillage some people... we were forging swords... and i had a really big one... only problem was that the blade was all floppy like it was made of paper or something... it was really sharp though... oh and for some reason, when i put the sword in its sheath it got possesed by grendel (yes the grendel from beowulf) and i had to tell him that if he would behave himself, maybe god would have mercty on his soul or something... he calmed down... by the way i had to talk elizabethean english to him.... so we went to start pillaging... and when i tried to cut things with my flimsy sword, it did just what i expected... it was like trying to give a paper cut to a boulder... i think i maybe got it straight enought to stab someone... i cut some kid in half... this was a dream mind you.. but then i got all remorseful and went outside while the rest of the band pillaged... oh yeah the band included the guy that works at the cigarette store next to me... when they got out, they started whining that i was too much of a pussy...

and thats what i am... a big pussy, which is why i work at innetech to begin with....

then i woke up...