To Mswhatsitcalled,
---------An ode to the complexity of human relationships------------
Humans suffer the human condititiion.....which mean s nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
*Case in point*
On Friday night i went out to local bar to watch some crap bands play. I went on the recommmendation of one of my friends. i was told it would be beer fuelled rock 'n' roll. The friend that invited me is a girl,...her name is Danielle. The only reason she invited me was to catch up alittle, but primarily to act as her 'standardised man'. For all you that are unfamiliar with this term, let me explain in short. A 'standardised man.' is a man that a woemn invites out with her because she believes he will be viewed as sexxy/charming by others that she is viewed by. hence it sets a 'standard' to other potential males that would be interested in her, of what males she already has in her life and what 'standard' of company she is accustom to.....also one thing that attracts other sexxy people to one self, is to be seen with other sexxy people.
However what Daniellle doesn't know is that i accepted her invitation for two reasons only. 1) I wanted to go out and her company allowed me to do so. 2) She is my footstool bitch.
Now for those who are unfamiliar with that term, let me explain in brief. 'Footstool bitch.' (n)- A women a man knows who has a a winning personalty and good intelliect...however she is every bit as uggers as what she is cool. Hence a man being seen enjoying and geniuinely laughing and having a good night with a uggers girl advertises to other women around him that he may not be like every other male...and interested in someone purely for their personalty..... independant of her looks.
Now as cynical as this sounds..Danny and I do get along well...and i do enjoy her company...however i can enjoy conversation with a telephone...the reason we meet in public is for very spefic reasons.....so under the guise of friendships the human conditiion works its course again.
For those interested, the results were as follows....i got stared up by the bar staff.....and the footstool worked...i was soon surrounded by a circle of peaking eyes.....and where the girls are...the boyes are not far behind...so by virtue of this point, Danny is now surrounded by men....i got i wanted...she got what she wanted....however i wasn't really impressed with women there that night so i resigned myself to getting nailed....however i do so believe Danny was looking to get an itch scratched...so therefore her desirability to males in the proximity who are under the influence of alcohol increased her chances significantly. I left before she did...i hope she had her brains fucked out 9 times to the power of ten...and got her 'O' face on.
---------An ode to the complexity of human relationships------------
Humans suffer the human condititiion.....which mean s nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
*Case in point*
On Friday night i went out to local bar to watch some crap bands play. I went on the recommmendation of one of my friends. i was told it would be beer fuelled rock 'n' roll. The friend that invited me is a girl,...her name is Danielle. The only reason she invited me was to catch up alittle, but primarily to act as her 'standardised man'. For all you that are unfamiliar with this term, let me explain in short. A 'standardised man.' is a man that a woemn invites out with her because she believes he will be viewed as sexxy/charming by others that she is viewed by. hence it sets a 'standard' to other potential males that would be interested in her, of what males she already has in her life and what 'standard' of company she is accustom to.....also one thing that attracts other sexxy people to one self, is to be seen with other sexxy people.
However what Daniellle doesn't know is that i accepted her invitation for two reasons only. 1) I wanted to go out and her company allowed me to do so. 2) She is my footstool bitch.
Now for those who are unfamiliar with that term, let me explain in brief. 'Footstool bitch.' (n)- A women a man knows who has a a winning personalty and good intelliect...however she is every bit as uggers as what she is cool. Hence a man being seen enjoying and geniuinely laughing and having a good night with a uggers girl advertises to other women around him that he may not be like every other male...and interested in someone purely for their personalty..... independant of her looks.
Now as cynical as this sounds..Danny and I do get along well...and i do enjoy her company...however i can enjoy conversation with a telephone...the reason we meet in public is for very spefic reasons.....so under the guise of friendships the human conditiion works its course again.
For those interested, the results were as follows....i got stared up by the bar staff.....and the footstool worked...i was soon surrounded by a circle of peaking eyes.....and where the girls are...the boyes are not far behind...so by virtue of this point, Danny is now surrounded by men....i got i wanted...she got what she wanted....however i wasn't really impressed with women there that night so i resigned myself to getting nailed....however i do so believe Danny was looking to get an itch scratched...so therefore her desirability to males in the proximity who are under the influence of alcohol increased her chances significantly. I left before she did...i hope she had her brains fucked out 9 times to the power of ten...and got her 'O' face on.