To Ms.whatsitcalled,
I am nailing the tango. Full stop. I can't wait for five years from now when i hopefully trully wully rip it at it. My hypothesis is indeed correct about dancing. Even the most average looking suddenly becomes instantly attractive if they can rule at dancing...especially if the veiwer has already had a few red wines.
Had the nastiest flirt session this week. I have transcribed what the actual 'pick-up lines' were....this is the number one reason why it should be illegal to flirt when under the influence wine.
"blah,....blah,.....heh heh hahahaha,....if you had a dick, i would suck it,....." ( me)
"......heh heh hahahaha,...i'm too pisted to get it up,...but i would certainly press my hard on into your back in the morning..."( her.)
With these sleazy advances being spoken i feel i have fallen in lust. I simply just found that to a most excellent response.
I have gone back to falling off of chairs and puking on lamp posts....well, not literally,....but i feel i have actually got over my last relationship now.
Some people rebound,...some people swing immediately to another relationship ( i call this brachiating...the act of swinging from one branch to another ...not letting go the branch you are holding on to until you have next one is firmly in hand.)...some people go introverted...however i now know what mode i go into. ....self destructive...looking back over all my 'serious' relationships i have ever had, i have noticed that everytime when i come from one, i go through 2-3 month period of where i drink alot more than i usually do. I smoke excessively. Take a sudden interest in drugs again. Accelerate my social life up ten notches.Spent money hand over fist. And in part i also think i take on a little anti female sentiment.(i can't currently remember how to spell miss-sog-on-nist) I have also now noticed another trend that has formed a pattern in these scernicos in my life so far.
Brooding male+girl that likes the look of things kind dangerous+loud live music+he is not looking at me+he is just in the corner keeping to himself and getting razzed+ he has some sort of bad boy thing going on = i attract lots of women to myself...usually ones that aren't going to be good for me. Go figure on the social mathmatics of that. According to T.L.C ...by definition this sort of attitude makes me a SCRUB( remember that song?) Amusing what people find attractive.....in losing the love of my life so far...i also lost all my interest in women....spent my time fucking my brain so i wouldn't think....and this is when i seem to be at my most desirable.
The new improved cowboy visual is still going very well...i wish i had got into this cowboy shit earlier....it is very fucking comfortable....the big collars....the large cuffed shirts...and now that the boots are broken in...they are turning out to be extremely comfortable. I never knew that i liked wooden heals...i love the sound my boots make on concrete and wooden floors...,i like how they announce to people "I am right behind you." I like the click they make when strutt'n and swaggering....they also make a very sexxy(that is right...sexy with two x's)sound when doing the tango in them. However they are difficult to execute some of the hard steps in.
wink, kiss, strutt, boom, swagger-swagger daddy-o.
I am nailing the tango. Full stop. I can't wait for five years from now when i hopefully trully wully rip it at it. My hypothesis is indeed correct about dancing. Even the most average looking suddenly becomes instantly attractive if they can rule at dancing...especially if the veiwer has already had a few red wines.
Had the nastiest flirt session this week. I have transcribed what the actual 'pick-up lines' were....this is the number one reason why it should be illegal to flirt when under the influence wine.
"blah,....blah,.....heh heh hahahaha,....if you had a dick, i would suck it,....." ( me)
"......heh heh hahahaha,...i'm too pisted to get it up,...but i would certainly press my hard on into your back in the morning..."( her.)
With these sleazy advances being spoken i feel i have fallen in lust. I simply just found that to a most excellent response.
I have gone back to falling off of chairs and puking on lamp posts....well, not literally,....but i feel i have actually got over my last relationship now.
Some people rebound,...some people swing immediately to another relationship ( i call this brachiating...the act of swinging from one branch to another ...not letting go the branch you are holding on to until you have next one is firmly in hand.)...some people go introverted...however i now know what mode i go into. ....self destructive...looking back over all my 'serious' relationships i have ever had, i have noticed that everytime when i come from one, i go through 2-3 month period of where i drink alot more than i usually do. I smoke excessively. Take a sudden interest in drugs again. Accelerate my social life up ten notches.Spent money hand over fist. And in part i also think i take on a little anti female sentiment.(i can't currently remember how to spell miss-sog-on-nist) I have also now noticed another trend that has formed a pattern in these scernicos in my life so far.
Brooding male+girl that likes the look of things kind dangerous+loud live music+he is not looking at me+he is just in the corner keeping to himself and getting razzed+ he has some sort of bad boy thing going on = i attract lots of women to myself...usually ones that aren't going to be good for me. Go figure on the social mathmatics of that. According to T.L.C ...by definition this sort of attitude makes me a SCRUB( remember that song?) Amusing what people find attractive.....in losing the love of my life so far...i also lost all my interest in women....spent my time fucking my brain so i wouldn't think....and this is when i seem to be at my most desirable.
The new improved cowboy visual is still going very well...i wish i had got into this cowboy shit earlier....it is very fucking comfortable....the big collars....the large cuffed shirts...and now that the boots are broken in...they are turning out to be extremely comfortable. I never knew that i liked wooden heals...i love the sound my boots make on concrete and wooden floors...,i like how they announce to people "I am right behind you." I like the click they make when strutt'n and swaggering....they also make a very sexxy(that is right...sexy with two x's)sound when doing the tango in them. However they are difficult to execute some of the hard steps in.
wink, kiss, strutt, boom, swagger-swagger daddy-o.