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so we arrive and check in, i booked this place fairly cheap on one of those 'last minute' websites, and with everyone chipping in (or 'claiming' they will be chipping in, yet to be paid yet ) we managed to get a 2 storey suite


The view of the room from the front door, upstairs was a bedroom/spa, kitchen just there and tv .. and stuff further downstairs


Kitchen (and table where i set up my laptop ... as if id be without net for more than 5 minutes!


Bedroom, we had a deal that 'whoever picked up, got the bed ... nobody picked up ... so i ended up sleeping there with tony


big hole in the roof looking down on matty in the room below ... i so predicted someone would kill themselves trying to ninja jump down, fortunately i was wrong, although that lamp behind matt did get sort of bent by a pillow that got thrown down


Shanan, Tony, Bryce and Matt ... Tony is the d00d going away


Big window


Matt tries to spiderman out the window


some of our selection of boozamahol, i will get to those 2 bottles with the red lids in a moment, there is a story behind them


Some more supplies, Australian bought morgan, for some tragedy of a reason you can only get spiced gold or jamaican rum here ... not the original Riz better stock me up on her way over (and ill stock myself over when i come back from Cali in Nov ) - there was a bottle of vodka around too


Tony, looking a little confused


me, with my head in a hole (yeah, i know its sideways .. cbf fixing it now lol



View from that big window


view from teh window, take 2


people check their myspace, nothing untoward on the laptop ... yet


Shanan and I ... good times being had.

Okay ... i dont think i can prepare you for what you are about to see, i have tried to keep the nudity to a minimum, but there was a lot of it ... a lot of disturbing nudity, and i can think of one thing that is the major cause ...



there it is
TeufelsKruter and GletscherEis (or 'Fire and Ice' ... there was no english anywhere on the bottle, but it is 50% alcohol volume, you do two shots consecutively, fire first, then ice, so you are basically having one shot of 100% alcohol when you put them together)

first of all, the Fire. you know its gonna fuck you up when there is a flaming german demon on the bottle, it tasted like pure fire, i could actually feel it burn down my throat and into my stomach. pain. pain. pain

so, you think 'okay, fire is bad, and you do the ice chaser to put out the fire? ice is nice calming blue colour, not painful, just chilled deliciousness'

wrong

the ice was worse than fire, it hit me like a punch in the guts - Bryce couldnt keep his down, he brought it up as soon as it reached his throat. this stuff is pure death

so of course we made everyone do the shots on arrival

now those who know me know i can handle my booze ... it takes a hell of a lot to put me on my ass, my local pub serves what they call a 'man shot' which is bacardi 151 and tobasco sauce, vapour locked for 20 seconds afterwards ... i do those with relative ease .... so when a shot does this to me:

within seconds of drinking it ... its bad, it actually didnt *taste* too bad, but, god damn, thats a spicy meat-a-ball



Shanan has a taste,moments later his head exploded, 'scanners' style


Me, Tony, Luke, Bryce and Adam ... I think we were looking at SG


Okay, i cant quite remember, things are a little fuzzy right now, but someone suggested we all pull our pants down and take a photo ... a reasonable enough request ... but after this photo was snapped things took a turn for the crazy, i dont know if i will caption all the pics to follow, some of them just defy explaination

oh, but names for the peeps above are (left to right) Adam, Matt, Tony, Me, Shanan, Bryce (face covered), Brad and Luke ... Luke enjoys taking his clothes off. come to think of it, all the Thompson brothers(Adam, Brad and Luke) love getting their gear off, there was no nudity until they arrived at the party

but anyway ...








Bryce takes a breather from the insanity ....


to join a naked Luke watching porn!

Alright, so with that out of their system (i spent a portion of that time hiding in a locked bathroom as i got rushed by a naked Thompson) we headed off to the party!

So we arrive at Transport, the hotel was great in that respect, nice and close, no hassle getting cabs and such ... i got there a little later and many other party goers had already arrived ...


Tony, a.k.a 'Jungle Love' with his Sister, Sandra


Chase, Shanan & Bry-Bry from the Gow


Carla and Pat (or 'Patty Patty Pat Pat', as i call him)


Hayden, havent seen this guy in ages .. i kind of remember talking too him, but not sure what about


Bradley, Bry, Meleesa and Tonio


Matt, Mick and our traveller


A very drunken Shanan (i think he had a little accident) has a drunken chat with Chase)


I dont know what face i was going for there ... and if Ben behind me had his mouth open i would assume we was a zombie attempting to steal my brainmeats.


at one point in the night, Shanan became just a severed head, quite the party tricks, and from Laurens expression, quite a turn on for the ladies!


You know the night is coming to an end when everyone is too drunk to attempt to pose in photos
Helena, Nugget, Johnny and myself, oh and what is that im wearing? that wouldnt be official SG merch, would it!?


Ali, Tony, Adam and myself again ... show me the way to go home! Im tired and i want to go to bed!

so we left transport and headed for after-party muchies! i ended up hitting KFC with Meleesa while everyone else went to Hungry Jacks (or 'burger king' for the americans) i got a large Mashies .... damn those things are good! i couldve gotten mugged on the walk back to the hotel, but it be happy as long as they left me with my mashies.

So we very seedily awoke the next morning...


some in better condition than others

cleaned up and went home!