Ron Jeremy, Keith and Orville the Duck, Lionel Blair, Flavor Flav, Cicoletta, Emma B..
When Reality TV no longer bites, and the best you can find is "The Contender" you know a genre is on its way down, and out. Even the most battle hardened Reality TV freak, like me, finally comes to the end of their tether.. Crawling in the television desert pulling along the sharp sand using just their fingers, eyes.. closing, heavy... the heat...
And like a Spring shower, HOPE. falls from the sky.
Yep, the Farm on channel 5. The above are just some of the cast. I mean, RON JEREMY and LIONEL BLAIR and KIETH and ORVILLE THE DUCK.
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RON JEREMY AND ORVILLE THE DUCK DAMMIT!
fan-bloody-tastic.
Oh yeah, BigBrotherUK: 2005 starts in 17 days, Just though I might throw that in the mix as well
When Reality TV no longer bites, and the best you can find is "The Contender" you know a genre is on its way down, and out. Even the most battle hardened Reality TV freak, like me, finally comes to the end of their tether.. Crawling in the television desert pulling along the sharp sand using just their fingers, eyes.. closing, heavy... the heat...
And like a Spring shower, HOPE. falls from the sky.
Yep, the Farm on channel 5. The above are just some of the cast. I mean, RON JEREMY and LIONEL BLAIR and KIETH and ORVILLE THE DUCK.
.....
RON JEREMY AND ORVILLE THE DUCK DAMMIT!
fan-bloody-tastic.
Oh yeah, BigBrotherUK: 2005 starts in 17 days, Just though I might throw that in the mix as well
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nadine:
oh wow thanks so much for coming i didn't realise we had long distance members coming! glad you had a good time even though cheltenham's one way system is rubbish!! 
theduke:
Since when has Reality TV started to mirror drunk pub conversations? I'm getting disturb that my local is bugged by desperate TV execs 