lazyassedsmurf

Today I have to run to some Government offices and pick up my lil package. It's basically instructions and a take home video (govts are not using dvds.....wtf!!!) to learn how to be a better spy.

I will get

A shiny cap gun
A polymer badge
Lethal hand to hand tactics lessons
A decoder ring (but one that actually works people....don't be fooled by those cereal prizes.....sheesh)

I get a sidekick too....

Sweet assed.

Tomorrow I will dig into some Raymond Carver as well.

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