dear weird british beer that matt and elliot made me drink:
you were fun at the time but now i feel really yucky and hungover. why did you let me drink so much of you? next time please make sure i don't drink as much of you to avoid feeling like this again.

yours truly,

lauren.

i woke up in my ex boyfriend's bed alone. what a weird feeling. i'm also piercing my nose today. i hope i don't throw up at work.