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Sunday Nov 14, 2004

Nov 14, 2004
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These Jehovah witness fucks came to my house awhile ago. Naturally, I had fun with them.... bwahahaha.... I'm so going to hell for that. Well, if there is a hell. Oh well... not worried about it. They tried to tell me that I would be left in a paradise when God came down and rid the world of all the bad guys (not in those words, of course).

"So that means that a big man is going to stick his head out of the clouds and shoot all the bad people and I will be left here with pussy galore, where I can muff dive all day long??"

*silence*

"I thought so..... goodbye"

Bitches... that will teach them to push their cult on me....
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Nov 26, 2004
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this is an invitation to join SG BEATNIKS

we are a new group on the site searching for new members that might like to participate


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Nov 27, 2004

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