lateedge

Dude, I make amazing sushi, both vegetarian and fish-inclusive. I'd send you some, but I don't know how to use the fax machine. I think it's still broken from the time I tried to send you cake. (?) I've kind of neglected eating too. Whenever I'm in a pissy mood, I just drink coffee all day long (4th cup... I'm trying to find which one I like the most, and so far the straight latte is winning. Just because I haven't eaten doesn't mean I'm not consuming my fair share of calories...) and write shit. Today is one of those days, despite the fact that I'm actually doing just fine. A dude stared at me as he walked throught the store front, tripped over a coffee table and spilled ice everywhere. I feel like hot stuff for once. Sigh.

Also, your undoubtedly sweet tale of conflicting moons (Cancer and Scorpio, right? ... I'm not a creepy fan girl, I swear. I just retain information.) is cut off in the "sign" section of your profile. Just thought you should know.

Yours in boredom (and non-boredom alike),
Claire