Dear Bloggererers,
We have indeed been inspired by old mate Doctor Phil to do a personal ad for internet dating. Someone has to love old mate Lasonja.
LASONJA IS LOOKING FOR LOVE
Names: Lasonja, Gash, Bitch, Arsehole, Cunt, Rasputin.
Age: 22
Location: The Forest
Eye Colour: Bi-eye. Blue & Green.
Thats about enough on us, now we will get to talking about what we want...
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We have indeed been inspired by old mate Doctor Phil to do a personal ad for internet dating. Someone has to love old mate Lasonja.
LASONJA IS LOOKING FOR LOVE
Names: Lasonja, Gash, Bitch, Arsehole, Cunt, Rasputin.
Age: 22
Location: The Forest
Eye Colour: Bi-eye. Blue & Green.
Thats about enough on us, now we will get to talking about what we want...
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Dear Bloggers,
You should all take yourselves back to a time when we openly declared that we were excited because there were going to be 10 hot people at the Brisbane Whirlwind Heat show. And didnt we prove ourselves right! Didnt we just!!!!
from 1 to ten (In no particular order)
1. Half of Lasonja
2. The other half of Lasonja
3. David Swanson
4....
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You should all take yourselves back to a time when we openly declared that we were excited because there were going to be 10 hot people at the Brisbane Whirlwind Heat show. And didnt we prove ourselves right! Didnt we just!!!!
from 1 to ten (In no particular order)
1. Half of Lasonja
2. The other half of Lasonja
3. David Swanson
4....
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rocketeer:
hmmm...sour cream
beaeffeff:
I am going to get one face on each butt cheek 
Dear Old Mate Bloggers,
Now we will talk about saturday, as in this saturday just gone. The second of July or whatever month we choose to be in. Well, we really havent dont anything spectacular of late, thus the lack of blogs. Except earlier in the week the shit hit the fan and we have people wanting to bash us for our naughty ways. We...
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Now we will talk about saturday, as in this saturday just gone. The second of July or whatever month we choose to be in. Well, we really havent dont anything spectacular of late, thus the lack of blogs. Except earlier in the week the shit hit the fan and we have people wanting to bash us for our naughty ways. We...
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merchbitch:
hey arse-bandits, thanks for being my private house security firm. how're all those cheesecakes?
i'm in the bad sleep patterns over here.
they've requested i play air guitar to the drums. but maybe not in geraldton. we had trouble there with the coffin cheaters (local bikies) in 99. you get that though.
i'm in the bad sleep patterns over here.
they've requested i play air guitar to the drums. but maybe not in geraldton. we had trouble there with the coffin cheaters (local bikies) in 99. you get that though.
lurch83:
dearest arseholes,
ooga booga i heard someone say by name.
ha ha ha ha well i am currently thinking of how and when i can make myself manage to make my way up to your neck o'da woods, to do some eye poking. sounds like fun. so why would any arseholes be wanting to bash up my arseholes. that simply will not do. i need to have me some eye candy and i wouldn't be a happy boy if that were taken away from me.
i like merch have had troubles with an m.c. in the past (different club though). but i haven't heard heads nor tales since i got my nose broke a few years back. must all be sorted. anyway, you two hotnesses are full of hotness, and let no other persons ever tell you otherwise or else i shall have to show them what the meaning of ugly is. ME. and then they shall have nightmares for years upon years upon decades even.
i think you girls actually look young enough to make the under 18's if you just act all giggly and stuff. that should be enough to get you in. how hard do you think i would have to try to get in to an under 18's only gig??? i think it would be near impossible.
you two gorgeous things look after yourselves and don't let yourselves get bashed.
eye-poker
ooga booga i heard someone say by name.
ha ha ha ha well i am currently thinking of how and when i can make myself manage to make my way up to your neck o'da woods, to do some eye poking. sounds like fun. so why would any arseholes be wanting to bash up my arseholes. that simply will not do. i need to have me some eye candy and i wouldn't be a happy boy if that were taken away from me.
i like merch have had troubles with an m.c. in the past (different club though). but i haven't heard heads nor tales since i got my nose broke a few years back. must all be sorted. anyway, you two hotnesses are full of hotness, and let no other persons ever tell you otherwise or else i shall have to show them what the meaning of ugly is. ME. and then they shall have nightmares for years upon years upon decades even.
i think you girls actually look young enough to make the under 18's if you just act all giggly and stuff. that should be enough to get you in. how hard do you think i would have to try to get in to an under 18's only gig??? i think it would be near impossible.
you two gorgeous things look after yourselves and don't let yourselves get bashed.
eye-poker
Dear Bloggers,
We would like to let everyone know that our love/hate list goes in no particular order. But if we were going to have our love list in any such particular order rating from 1 - whatever, babyfirefly would definitely rate as our number 1 hottest bitch of all time. We didnt think we needed to mention this as it was quite obvious by...
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We would like to let everyone know that our love/hate list goes in no particular order. But if we were going to have our love list in any such particular order rating from 1 - whatever, babyfirefly would definitely rate as our number 1 hottest bitch of all time. We didnt think we needed to mention this as it was quite obvious by...
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merchbitch:
i bet you're not rating the qotsa thang.
how did you go with old matey down in the corner of the screen? i bet johnny kept you warm on friday night.
so, with my beer tips, if i make enough in the first 2 nights, you may get a treat. lame, yes. but it'll keep me occupied. you'll have to see where i've commented if you want to spoil the surprise.
and post the rest of the shite. this news is old.
how did you go with old matey down in the corner of the screen? i bet johnny kept you warm on friday night.
so, with my beer tips, if i make enough in the first 2 nights, you may get a treat. lame, yes. but it'll keep me occupied. you'll have to see where i've commented if you want to spoil the surprise.
and post the rest of the shite. this news is old.
lurch83:
dearest flotation devices,
it would not be nice to have to rescue your holy arses from some people stalking them all the time. so i am grateful you pulled the picture down. as im sure they all pulled something back down...*holding belly*ha ha ha. i crack myself up. anyway now we can all imagine you guys as "fat vegans with tongue rings" and morphed faces again.
on a serioous note that would make it possible for you guys to appear in my dreams as there are never identifiable ones in any of mine.
back to this fun stuff. was this sign of yours written in red neon? i am deaf dumb blind and stupid at the moment. too much time with ones self tends to do that to you. ouch my hand hurts. i cut it on a bar on sunday night with some glass. right on the part where your hand rests while typing. ouchies!! *lowers voice* i was just pretending that hurt, i'm really quite tuff.
but i agree with merch, time for some new wacky, quacky, twisted and sordid.
beachball over and out.
ps - chivalry isn't dead. few women can handle it anyway. "treat 'em mean keep 'em keen" isn't a saying that came about for no reason. i'm going to shut my mouth now! that way i can't fit my other left foot in there too.
it would not be nice to have to rescue your holy arses from some people stalking them all the time. so i am grateful you pulled the picture down. as im sure they all pulled something back down...*holding belly*ha ha ha. i crack myself up. anyway now we can all imagine you guys as "fat vegans with tongue rings" and morphed faces again.
on a serioous note that would make it possible for you guys to appear in my dreams as there are never identifiable ones in any of mine.
back to this fun stuff. was this sign of yours written in red neon? i am deaf dumb blind and stupid at the moment. too much time with ones self tends to do that to you. ouch my hand hurts. i cut it on a bar on sunday night with some glass. right on the part where your hand rests while typing. ouchies!! *lowers voice* i was just pretending that hurt, i'm really quite tuff.
but i agree with merch, time for some new wacky, quacky, twisted and sordid.
beachball over and out.
ps - chivalry isn't dead. few women can handle it anyway. "treat 'em mean keep 'em keen" isn't a saying that came about for no reason. i'm going to shut my mouth now! that way i can't fit my other left foot in there too.
Dear Bloggers,
We have been away of late, but now we are back. Come tomorrow there will be a full blown entry, full of all sorts of tales that involve thrusting and 2 little 2 dollar cute people.
But for now we really need to give you a list. A list of people that we really want to stab with a butter knife. And another...
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We have been away of late, but now we are back. Come tomorrow there will be a full blown entry, full of all sorts of tales that involve thrusting and 2 little 2 dollar cute people.
But for now we really need to give you a list. A list of people that we really want to stab with a butter knife. And another...
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merchbitch:
look at the bottom right of your screen.
scroll down first, dickhead....
oh my god.
scroll down first, dickhead....
oh my god.
beaeffeff:
I can not believe I didn't make either of your lists.
I will sit staring patiently at my screen until this oversight is corrected.
I will sit staring patiently at my screen until this oversight is corrected.
Dear Blogsters,
We are mounting our bikes in a minute... Watch your windows to see us cycling past.
We're getting pizza today and you arent. Hyper avocado.
BACON
We are mounting our bikes in a minute... Watch your windows to see us cycling past.
We're getting pizza today and you arent. Hyper avocado.
BACON
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merchbitch:
actually i just accessed, but still it's shite
merchbitch:
that's no good. 
Dearest Bloggers,
What to talk about first huh? We will talk about Friday eve first. So I guess we did get really toasted because we both just sat here wondering what the fuck we did that night. One of us saw old mate who worked here and she threw bourbon into the little eye. The little eye stang. Water leaked from one eye whilst bourbon...
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What to talk about first huh? We will talk about Friday eve first. So I guess we did get really toasted because we both just sat here wondering what the fuck we did that night. One of us saw old mate who worked here and she threw bourbon into the little eye. The little eye stang. Water leaked from one eye whilst bourbon...
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madagascar:
i have only listened to the sunk lotto album 2 times (shame) but saw them live with COG and loved it.
not sure if i will get into the air guitar but i will deffinetly rock it out
not sure if i will get into the air guitar but i will deffinetly rock it out
lurch83:
i had this insane urge to tesify testify, to the greatness that is bacon
Dear Old Mate Bloggers,
We are listening to Faith No More and playing air guitar. Merc would know about this, he taught us how to play the air guitar to the drums.
But on a more serious note.. Our first serious note in actual fact... It was exactly 6 months ago today that our very bestest old mate Bruce passed away from a fucked up...
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We are listening to Faith No More and playing air guitar. Merc would know about this, he taught us how to play the air guitar to the drums.
But on a more serious note.. Our first serious note in actual fact... It was exactly 6 months ago today that our very bestest old mate Bruce passed away from a fucked up...
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merchbitch:
have you lost a "friend" recently? or did i imagine you had more? how was rapid? saw magic dirt in the markets. that fucking choc/nut action rocked. you want some choc nut action, don't you, dirty scrags.
gabs loved it too. (the chocnut action, not the action).
blah
gabs loved it too. (the chocnut action, not the action).
blah
aaronsrod:
cute cat he looks like he has been chasing trees 
Dear Blogbitches,
Is anyone else humping at the screen now that Merc has a new photo? We certainly are.
BACON
Is anyone else humping at the screen now that Merc has a new photo? We certainly are.
BACON
aaronsrod:
So did you get your fill of Mushroom Stroganoff and if so which recipe did he do and was it good.
aaronsrod:
mmm not sure wether I want to hump the screen but hey you go right ahead.
Dear Bloggers,
Today we did shitl. you expected that though, right??? We started our day off with cake and vegan tim tams for breakfast. Then we headed to the casino and gambled and drank beers at 11am. Merc is lame, get off our couch. Im about to fart on this couch with you sitting right there. You are leaving us to it now though so...
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Today we did shitl. you expected that though, right??? We started our day off with cake and vegan tim tams for breakfast. Then we headed to the casino and gambled and drank beers at 11am. Merc is lame, get off our couch. Im about to fart on this couch with you sitting right there. You are leaving us to it now though so...
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lurch83:
i wouldn't be able to get there until at least midnight and then cant hang long. i might just give it a miss this time. i have something on saturday that i really need, to pass so i gotta be in a good mindset...
damn shame about not being able to talk to your favorites. must be a hard life.
damn shame about not being able to talk to your favorites. must be a hard life.
lurch83:
ps i got a bitch at the end of my name now. kewl!!!
i'm a simpleton too cos i couldn't even get my photo working.
maybe, i'm your man if i can't give the #s away.
is my bott big enough?
what's that squishing sound?
i really like the idea of that. hmm, and you'd drink me up cause im lemonade. awesome.
hmmm i think you met more of my requirements than i made of yours. want to have an eat off. i've been told i don't have worms i got snakes. i'll take that as a compliment thanks