Dear Bloggers,
Because every other cunt has done it...
1. What time did you get up this morning? We wake up at different times you must understand. One of us was awake at 5am and the other woke up at 8:20am.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds are rad, but pearls are funny
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Team America, fuck yeah.
4. What is your favorite TV show? The Simpsons and The Oblongs
5. What did you have for breakfast? One of us had a muesli bar, the other one is having a fake coke
6. What is your middle name? Our parents didnt love us enough to give us middle names. We are social outcasts.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? We do like montezumas. Make of this what you will.. three tacos, three enchiladas, six party boys.
8. What foods do you dislike? Anything with meat or dairy in it. Wait, we dont dislike dairy at all, infact we almost wish we could eat it. Lamb isnt cool. Also fainting goats arent cool.
9. What is your favorite chip flavour? If we werent vegan it would totally be salt and vinegar or sour cream and onion. Or could we put something like burger rings? cos they are definitely the bomb tasting.
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Get behind me satan, the white stripes and the mars volta, deloused in the comatorium
11. What kind of car do you drive? Holden Astra
12. Favorite sandwich? Ham or bacon with lots of tomato sauce and umm turkey with cream cheese.
13. What characteristics do you despise? People that insist on being sober.. and also greedy people. People that wont share their money with us.
14. Favorite item of clothing? The disguises.. Scaffs, geek glasses, oversized shades..
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Wherever the white stripes are playing right now.
16. What color is your bathroom? umm, perhaps its white and black and gold and all sorts of perculiar colours
17. What color pants are you wearing? We arent wearing any pants...
18. Where would you retire to? To wherever the white stripes, frozen and xzibit are.
19. Favorite time of the day? If we were going to get precise we would say Friday, around 5, cos thats when the drinking and eating commences.
20. What was your most memorable birthday? 2003 for both of us as the white stripes were touring around our birthday and we took off around Australia to go to every show. That shit send us to the stink bug moon.
21. Where were you born? One right here in Brisbane, the other in Bolton, UK
22. What's the last thing you ate? ummm, roasted pumpkin, potato, sweet potato, peas, corn and cauli and a pink lady apple
23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? A skanky brown one.. a red one.
24. Your Favorite flower? What the heck? Sif we know the answer to this. We will go with roses, cos they are shit hot when red.
25. What fabric detergent do you use? pffft, whatever our ma's wash our clothes with.
26. Coke or Pepsi? Fake coke in actual fact.
27. Do you wish on stars? of course we do. How else will we ever get xzibit to marry us?
28. What is your shoe size? size 5 for one of us, a size 9 for the other.
29. Do you have any pets? we have a lot of animals. A dog named Teal, a dog named Kodi, a cat named Tara, a cat named Sid, a cat named Rocky, a cat named Cookie, a fainting Goat called Bimbo and a coatimundi called roadside buddy
30. Last person you talked to on the phone? A lady called Margaret who ordered some slippers and .. Reba.
31. What did you want to be when you were little? Rich
32. What are you meant to be doing now? Working.
33. What do you first notice about someone? eyes, teeth, hair, arms..
34. Siblings? an older brother by the name of, older brother and an older sister by the name of older sister.
35. What was your favorite toy as a child? We didnt much go for toys. We were more into video games. the old commodore 64 could never do ya wrong. And he-man action figures were pretty cool.
36. Summer or Winter? Winter. wearing more clothing minus pants is the best.
37. Hugs or Kisses? or thrusting? Thrusting. otherwise hugs. Kisses are awesome as long as its not an annoying kisser. A lot of people annoy us cos they look awful kissing.
38. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate, in our mouths. Chocolate and peanut cheesecake, right there, GUHHHHH
39. When was the last time you cried? umm, we are sure its recently. umm it was at Sunk Loto, rapid festival.
40. What is under your bed? suitcases, magazines, shoes, socks, posters all sorts of shit we dont want to think about.
41. How many countries have you visited? heaps, lets not try and list them
42. In how many cities have you lived? 3
43. Favorite movie of all time? Kill Bills
44. Mountains or beach? Mountains... no, beach.. no.. they both suck. mountains are big and scary and beaches suck in general.
45. The current friend you've known the longest? For one of us its Sam and for the other its the other half of Lasonja.
46. Full names of your kids? Teal, Kodi, Tara, Sid, Rocky, Cookie, Bimbo and Roadside Buddy.
47. Usual bedtime? between midnight and 1
48. Are you a daredevil? yes, we scale tall buildings and save children from fires on a regular basis.
49. Do looks matter? of course they do. We arent going to rip the pants off an ugly guy, are we now?
50. What is your second home? Melbourne, Sydney, Mercs Place, Sams place or the Forest.
51. Do you trust others easily? God no. People tend to want to hang around with us because they want things.. They like to be seen with us because we look good and are really cool and popular. So we can only really trust other good looking people, which are very few and far between.
52. What class in school do you think is totally useless? We thought they were all useless. Mostly PE though. Exercise is worthless.
53. Do you have a journal? No, but we do have a "silverchair" book from 1999. Now that was amusing.
54. Do you use sarcasm? Do we do what now?
55. What are your nicknames? Gnat, Gnash, Gash, Fuckwit, Fuckhead, Gashley, Cuntor, Bacon, Reba, Stella, Rebo, Nutella, Natly, Natloaf, Oi, Fuckface, Rebomatic, Rasputin, Renana, Ranny Roo Cow, Lesbos, Kelly, Betty, Kelly Tubby
56. Would you bungee jump? No. That requires moving away from food and alcohol for a few moments.
57. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yes and No.
58. Do you think that you are strong? No, mentally and physically we are both as weak as kittens. Thats the way we like it though. You know, you gotta keep all those people that want to bash you scared.. Scared that if they try to punch you then you might just collapse and die in a raging pile of bloodied shit.
59. What are your favorite colors? Red, Black, White.
60. How many wisdom teeth do you have? 3 for one of us, none for the other.
61. Do you want everyone who sees this, to fill out their own answers? Nope, cos then we'd actually sit there and read them all, cos we are lame like that.
62. What are you listening to right now? Whirlwind Heat, the meat packers.. wait, now its the white stripes, death letter.
63. Favorite drink? Beer or vodka lemon lime. or a mango margarita. or kahlua. fuck.. we could go on and on.
64. Favorite sports? we dont even watch sport let alone attempt to play one.
65. Eye color? One has beautiful sky blue eyes and the other has beautiful seaweed green eyes
66. Do you wear contacts? No we dont, but we are going to start wearing them.
67. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Us, shy? We dont ask people out cos we are far too involved in what we are doing.
68. Scary movies or happy endings? scary movies of course
69. What did you watch on tv last night? the wildboyz and meet the barkers. Tonight we watch gentle butterfly.
70. Favorite smells? definitely not roast lamb. Favourite smells do include the cookie shop, coffee, food in general.
71. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up? cheesecake!
Because every other cunt has done it...
1. What time did you get up this morning? We wake up at different times you must understand. One of us was awake at 5am and the other woke up at 8:20am.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds are rad, but pearls are funny
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Team America, fuck yeah.
4. What is your favorite TV show? The Simpsons and The Oblongs
5. What did you have for breakfast? One of us had a muesli bar, the other one is having a fake coke
6. What is your middle name? Our parents didnt love us enough to give us middle names. We are social outcasts.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? We do like montezumas. Make of this what you will.. three tacos, three enchiladas, six party boys.
8. What foods do you dislike? Anything with meat or dairy in it. Wait, we dont dislike dairy at all, infact we almost wish we could eat it. Lamb isnt cool. Also fainting goats arent cool.
9. What is your favorite chip flavour? If we werent vegan it would totally be salt and vinegar or sour cream and onion. Or could we put something like burger rings? cos they are definitely the bomb tasting.
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Get behind me satan, the white stripes and the mars volta, deloused in the comatorium
11. What kind of car do you drive? Holden Astra
12. Favorite sandwich? Ham or bacon with lots of tomato sauce and umm turkey with cream cheese.
13. What characteristics do you despise? People that insist on being sober.. and also greedy people. People that wont share their money with us.
14. Favorite item of clothing? The disguises.. Scaffs, geek glasses, oversized shades..
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Wherever the white stripes are playing right now.
16. What color is your bathroom? umm, perhaps its white and black and gold and all sorts of perculiar colours
17. What color pants are you wearing? We arent wearing any pants...
18. Where would you retire to? To wherever the white stripes, frozen and xzibit are.
19. Favorite time of the day? If we were going to get precise we would say Friday, around 5, cos thats when the drinking and eating commences.
20. What was your most memorable birthday? 2003 for both of us as the white stripes were touring around our birthday and we took off around Australia to go to every show. That shit send us to the stink bug moon.
21. Where were you born? One right here in Brisbane, the other in Bolton, UK
22. What's the last thing you ate? ummm, roasted pumpkin, potato, sweet potato, peas, corn and cauli and a pink lady apple
23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? A skanky brown one.. a red one.
24. Your Favorite flower? What the heck? Sif we know the answer to this. We will go with roses, cos they are shit hot when red.
25. What fabric detergent do you use? pffft, whatever our ma's wash our clothes with.
26. Coke or Pepsi? Fake coke in actual fact.
27. Do you wish on stars? of course we do. How else will we ever get xzibit to marry us?
28. What is your shoe size? size 5 for one of us, a size 9 for the other.
29. Do you have any pets? we have a lot of animals. A dog named Teal, a dog named Kodi, a cat named Tara, a cat named Sid, a cat named Rocky, a cat named Cookie, a fainting Goat called Bimbo and a coatimundi called roadside buddy
30. Last person you talked to on the phone? A lady called Margaret who ordered some slippers and .. Reba.
31. What did you want to be when you were little? Rich
32. What are you meant to be doing now? Working.
33. What do you first notice about someone? eyes, teeth, hair, arms..
34. Siblings? an older brother by the name of, older brother and an older sister by the name of older sister.
35. What was your favorite toy as a child? We didnt much go for toys. We were more into video games. the old commodore 64 could never do ya wrong. And he-man action figures were pretty cool.
36. Summer or Winter? Winter. wearing more clothing minus pants is the best.
37. Hugs or Kisses? or thrusting? Thrusting. otherwise hugs. Kisses are awesome as long as its not an annoying kisser. A lot of people annoy us cos they look awful kissing.
38. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate, in our mouths. Chocolate and peanut cheesecake, right there, GUHHHHH
39. When was the last time you cried? umm, we are sure its recently. umm it was at Sunk Loto, rapid festival.
40. What is under your bed? suitcases, magazines, shoes, socks, posters all sorts of shit we dont want to think about.
41. How many countries have you visited? heaps, lets not try and list them
42. In how many cities have you lived? 3
43. Favorite movie of all time? Kill Bills
44. Mountains or beach? Mountains... no, beach.. no.. they both suck. mountains are big and scary and beaches suck in general.
45. The current friend you've known the longest? For one of us its Sam and for the other its the other half of Lasonja.
46. Full names of your kids? Teal, Kodi, Tara, Sid, Rocky, Cookie, Bimbo and Roadside Buddy.
47. Usual bedtime? between midnight and 1
48. Are you a daredevil? yes, we scale tall buildings and save children from fires on a regular basis.
49. Do looks matter? of course they do. We arent going to rip the pants off an ugly guy, are we now?
50. What is your second home? Melbourne, Sydney, Mercs Place, Sams place or the Forest.
51. Do you trust others easily? God no. People tend to want to hang around with us because they want things.. They like to be seen with us because we look good and are really cool and popular. So we can only really trust other good looking people, which are very few and far between.
52. What class in school do you think is totally useless? We thought they were all useless. Mostly PE though. Exercise is worthless.
53. Do you have a journal? No, but we do have a "silverchair" book from 1999. Now that was amusing.
54. Do you use sarcasm? Do we do what now?
55. What are your nicknames? Gnat, Gnash, Gash, Fuckwit, Fuckhead, Gashley, Cuntor, Bacon, Reba, Stella, Rebo, Nutella, Natly, Natloaf, Oi, Fuckface, Rebomatic, Rasputin, Renana, Ranny Roo Cow, Lesbos, Kelly, Betty, Kelly Tubby
56. Would you bungee jump? No. That requires moving away from food and alcohol for a few moments.
57. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yes and No.
58. Do you think that you are strong? No, mentally and physically we are both as weak as kittens. Thats the way we like it though. You know, you gotta keep all those people that want to bash you scared.. Scared that if they try to punch you then you might just collapse and die in a raging pile of bloodied shit.
59. What are your favorite colors? Red, Black, White.
60. How many wisdom teeth do you have? 3 for one of us, none for the other.
61. Do you want everyone who sees this, to fill out their own answers? Nope, cos then we'd actually sit there and read them all, cos we are lame like that.
62. What are you listening to right now? Whirlwind Heat, the meat packers.. wait, now its the white stripes, death letter.
63. Favorite drink? Beer or vodka lemon lime. or a mango margarita. or kahlua. fuck.. we could go on and on.
64. Favorite sports? we dont even watch sport let alone attempt to play one.
65. Eye color? One has beautiful sky blue eyes and the other has beautiful seaweed green eyes
66. Do you wear contacts? No we dont, but we are going to start wearing them.
67. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Us, shy? We dont ask people out cos we are far too involved in what we are doing.
68. Scary movies or happy endings? scary movies of course
69. What did you watch on tv last night? the wildboyz and meet the barkers. Tonight we watch gentle butterfly.
70. Favorite smells? definitely not roast lamb. Favourite smells do include the cookie shop, coffee, food in general.
71. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up? cheesecake!
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peace anna.
you guys lost me with that shit.
arseholes at work have me doing day shifts again. it sucks arse badly. i hate working from 6am to 6pm. i prefer the opposite. at least that way i can get some sleep. i am buggered from doing this crap.
yeah i got asthma too, and i wish i'd never started in the first place. i also wouldn't mind if they made it illegal. at least then i'd be able to give up easily. i wouldn't bother trying to buy them black market. too much effort.
i gotta go and visit my throne room. at least i am the king of one place