Dear Bloggererers,
We have indeed been inspired by old mate Doctor Phil to do a personal ad for internet dating. Someone has to love old mate Lasonja.
LASONJA IS LOOKING FOR LOVE
Names: Lasonja, Gash, Bitch, Arsehole, Cunt, Rasputin.
Age: 22
Location: The Forest
Eye Colour: Bi-eye. Blue & Green.
Thats about enough on us, now we will get to talking about what we want in our love.
GUYS:
* Dark hair
* Pasty white complexion
* Straight teeth (crushed teeth are okay though)
* Must have an arse
* Alcoholic
* Good eaters (can keep up with us)
* Should be rich and pay for everything we both want
* Simpleton
* Should sing like a girl
* No little people
* Must dance well
* Bad tattoos are good
Basically you should look like this if you are a male and considering applying:
GIRLS
* Any hair is fine
* Pasty White
* Huge Boobs
* Should be sexy
* Should be bad at singing
* Drummers are welcome
* Lisps
* First names like Drew, Meg, Shirley...
* Alcoholics
* Good eaters
* Must be rich
Basically you should look like this if you are a female and are considering applying:
If you think you fit either of these descriptions and just happen to look exactly like the pictures posted above, give us a bell. Merc has our numbers. You might have to karate kick him for them though, as hes very protective of us.
Feel free to post your photos in our blogger. Everyone except babyfirefly, because she is already our girlfriend.
BACON, signing off and still looking for love.
We have indeed been inspired by old mate Doctor Phil to do a personal ad for internet dating. Someone has to love old mate Lasonja.
LASONJA IS LOOKING FOR LOVE
Names: Lasonja, Gash, Bitch, Arsehole, Cunt, Rasputin.
Age: 22
Location: The Forest
Eye Colour: Bi-eye. Blue & Green.
Thats about enough on us, now we will get to talking about what we want in our love.
GUYS:
* Dark hair
* Pasty white complexion
* Straight teeth (crushed teeth are okay though)
* Must have an arse
* Alcoholic
* Good eaters (can keep up with us)
* Should be rich and pay for everything we both want
* Simpleton
* Should sing like a girl
* No little people
* Must dance well
* Bad tattoos are good
Basically you should look like this if you are a male and considering applying:
GIRLS
* Any hair is fine
* Pasty White
* Huge Boobs
* Should be sexy
* Should be bad at singing
* Drummers are welcome
* Lisps
* First names like Drew, Meg, Shirley...
* Alcoholics
* Good eaters
* Must be rich
Basically you should look like this if you are a female and are considering applying:
If you think you fit either of these descriptions and just happen to look exactly like the pictures posted above, give us a bell. Merc has our numbers. You might have to karate kick him for them though, as hes very protective of us.
Feel free to post your photos in our blogger. Everyone except babyfirefly, because she is already our girlfriend.
BACON, signing off and still looking for love.
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i'm a simpleton too cos i couldn't even get my photo working.
maybe, i'm your man if i can't give the #s away.
is my bott big enough?
what's that squishing sound?
i really like the idea of that. hmm, and you'd drink me up cause im lemonade. awesome.
hmmm i think you met more of my requirements than i made of yours. want to have an eat off. i've been told i don't have worms i got snakes. i'll take that as a compliment thanks