Dear Bloggers,
Today we did shitl. you expected that though, right??? We started our day off with cake and vegan tim tams for breakfast. Then we headed to the casino and gambled and drank beers at 11am. Merc is lame, get off our couch. Im about to fart on this couch with you sitting right there. You are leaving us to it now though so that we can write some more interesting shit. Shit like you constantly farting. Thanks to old mate Gabs for letting us stay the night, now we can continue our mission of getting Merc drunk and taking advantage of him from right here in his natural habitat. Michael Jackson is the shit. Tonight we are having a party here at 7 what street to celebrate the fact that Michael is innocent.
Drew is off the tv now so we are all going to go to bed and masturbate. We are going to watch Merc do so from outside his window. then we are going to go into his room and sit on him when hes weak like a new born kitten.
BACOn = The fart master.
Today we did shitl. you expected that though, right??? We started our day off with cake and vegan tim tams for breakfast. Then we headed to the casino and gambled and drank beers at 11am. Merc is lame, get off our couch. Im about to fart on this couch with you sitting right there. You are leaving us to it now though so that we can write some more interesting shit. Shit like you constantly farting. Thanks to old mate Gabs for letting us stay the night, now we can continue our mission of getting Merc drunk and taking advantage of him from right here in his natural habitat. Michael Jackson is the shit. Tonight we are having a party here at 7 what street to celebrate the fact that Michael is innocent.
Drew is off the tv now so we are all going to go to bed and masturbate. We are going to watch Merc do so from outside his window. then we are going to go into his room and sit on him when hes weak like a new born kitten.
BACOn = The fart master.
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damn shame about not being able to talk to your favorites. must be a hard life.