Dear Bloggers of Suicide Girls!
Well, apparently we are Britney Spears! We already knew that cos of the amount of male attention we get.. that and the amount of people that comment on our sad dog eyes.
Lindsay doesnt know it yet, but we are squatting in his house while we are in sydney. He will be off running over roo's while we trash his house and leave pizza everywhere.
Saturday night didnt bring any new exciting anecdotes for the kids. Besides one of us scaling the tall wall to get into the house while the other one walked a million miles out of her way. FUCK YES!!! Lindal just reminded us how we can be hooked up with Donkey Bars in Sydney. You are all jealous cos we get that shit in our mouths and you dont.
Cookie looks excited cos Connor has gone home and he doesnt get raped at every moment. We just waved to him just now and he responded by itching himself.
How come we have so many friends, yet none of them bother to talk to us? We like Merch and Lurch and rhi5a... someone and babyfirefly cos they respond to our shit. We like response. It makes shit in our bodies move. Like groins and that. Does your groin ever settle?? or are we the only ones this happens to? Our groins are settling now cos we were just informed of vegan tim tams. Get that shit into your mouth cunts.
Wednesday will bring us all kinds of exciting anecdotes starting with Merc. Mainly because we are visiting our boyfriend, who starts with Merc. We are driving our U-haul truck over to start loading our goods into the house. We will bring piping hot lasonja to sweeten the deal. Our girlfriend wouldnt refuse us a home though. To make sure you sweeten the deal for us Merc, have a carton of tooheys extra dry waiting. We will also bring a basket of oddly shaped organic vegetables that resemble penises that we can giggle at.
DK is on his way over. He doesnt like us because we tell him he looks fetching in certain shirts. We really do mean it but he takes it as sarcasm.
We need a makeover. We dont want to look like Britney anymore. We want to look like Pamela Anderson or to a lesser extent, Carmen Electra. But maybe we really want to be Lindsay Lohan, cos shes so skinny and hot right now. And skinny is in.
HAHAHAHAH!!! sucker! We got him good! He now likes our band. You know who you are.. After dressing up like them on stage for so many shows, now you are a fan. Sucked in. But now you are being mean and keeping the promo vinyl. We hate you again.
This is all we have to say for now. We will get back to our beers and whistle a soft tune.
Love and vegan tim tams.
BACON & Britney
Well, apparently we are Britney Spears! We already knew that cos of the amount of male attention we get.. that and the amount of people that comment on our sad dog eyes.
Lindsay doesnt know it yet, but we are squatting in his house while we are in sydney. He will be off running over roo's while we trash his house and leave pizza everywhere.
Saturday night didnt bring any new exciting anecdotes for the kids. Besides one of us scaling the tall wall to get into the house while the other one walked a million miles out of her way. FUCK YES!!! Lindal just reminded us how we can be hooked up with Donkey Bars in Sydney. You are all jealous cos we get that shit in our mouths and you dont.
Cookie looks excited cos Connor has gone home and he doesnt get raped at every moment. We just waved to him just now and he responded by itching himself.
How come we have so many friends, yet none of them bother to talk to us? We like Merch and Lurch and rhi5a... someone and babyfirefly cos they respond to our shit. We like response. It makes shit in our bodies move. Like groins and that. Does your groin ever settle?? or are we the only ones this happens to? Our groins are settling now cos we were just informed of vegan tim tams. Get that shit into your mouth cunts.
Wednesday will bring us all kinds of exciting anecdotes starting with Merc. Mainly because we are visiting our boyfriend, who starts with Merc. We are driving our U-haul truck over to start loading our goods into the house. We will bring piping hot lasonja to sweeten the deal. Our girlfriend wouldnt refuse us a home though. To make sure you sweeten the deal for us Merc, have a carton of tooheys extra dry waiting. We will also bring a basket of oddly shaped organic vegetables that resemble penises that we can giggle at.
DK is on his way over. He doesnt like us because we tell him he looks fetching in certain shirts. We really do mean it but he takes it as sarcasm.
We need a makeover. We dont want to look like Britney anymore. We want to look like Pamela Anderson or to a lesser extent, Carmen Electra. But maybe we really want to be Lindsay Lohan, cos shes so skinny and hot right now. And skinny is in.
HAHAHAHAH!!! sucker! We got him good! He now likes our band. You know who you are.. After dressing up like them on stage for so many shows, now you are a fan. Sucked in. But now you are being mean and keeping the promo vinyl. We hate you again.
This is all we have to say for now. We will get back to our beers and whistle a soft tune.
Love and vegan tim tams.
BACON & Britney
i lick that shit.