Dear Bloggers, Part 3
How bout how we're going on a ghost tour next weekend. We are visiting the boggo road jail, the toowong cemetery and the south brisbane cemetery. It should be tops and you're all jealous cos we will attract all the ghouls and ghosties.
We're having withdrawals from the pub so we drove past and pipped at Golden who was standing outside. We even wound down our windows.. but that didnt do much. Has anyone got any ideas of how we can get away from drinking at our local? our only thoughts so far are ghost tours and harrassing merch on a weekday. (we'll be doing that next week aswell merc).
THIS JUST IN!!! ALIEN SIGHTING AT LOCAL WEDDING, 5TH of MARCH, 2005
We were at this wedding... Just being the photographers really. We were busy minding our own business and enjoying a few beverages of the XXXX bitter kind, when all of a sudden we saw this oogly blur out of the corner of our eye. We quickly dropped our beers and ran after it. What could this oogly thing be? Our snitch informed us that she was the maitron of honour. It might have been the beers talking, but we suspected that she was not of this planet. Just look at the above photos and compare the regular alien to her. Alien? We think yes.
You will note that during all the fuss we still had time to pose for this fetching photo. Arent we the pretty girls. We think yes. Please note the suspicious handbag. This was indeed our secret undercover spy kit. Exactly like the one we used to plant cameras in Merch's bedroom. The spy kit worked a treat, as we now have proof that Aliens exist. They exist right here in Kerrang. Was it the ears or the forehead that gave her away? We'll never know. We just know we were onto her.
Thoughts?
We like this game. That is why things keep getting longer.
BACON
How bout how we're going on a ghost tour next weekend. We are visiting the boggo road jail, the toowong cemetery and the south brisbane cemetery. It should be tops and you're all jealous cos we will attract all the ghouls and ghosties.
We're having withdrawals from the pub so we drove past and pipped at Golden who was standing outside. We even wound down our windows.. but that didnt do much. Has anyone got any ideas of how we can get away from drinking at our local? our only thoughts so far are ghost tours and harrassing merch on a weekday. (we'll be doing that next week aswell merc).
THIS JUST IN!!! ALIEN SIGHTING AT LOCAL WEDDING, 5TH of MARCH, 2005
We were at this wedding... Just being the photographers really. We were busy minding our own business and enjoying a few beverages of the XXXX bitter kind, when all of a sudden we saw this oogly blur out of the corner of our eye. We quickly dropped our beers and ran after it. What could this oogly thing be? Our snitch informed us that she was the maitron of honour. It might have been the beers talking, but we suspected that she was not of this planet. Just look at the above photos and compare the regular alien to her. Alien? We think yes.
You will note that during all the fuss we still had time to pose for this fetching photo. Arent we the pretty girls. We think yes. Please note the suspicious handbag. This was indeed our secret undercover spy kit. Exactly like the one we used to plant cameras in Merch's bedroom. The spy kit worked a treat, as we now have proof that Aliens exist. They exist right here in Kerrang. Was it the ears or the forehead that gave her away? We'll never know. We just know we were onto her.
Thoughts?
We like this game. That is why things keep getting longer.
BACON
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BACON
and you know it....
and you also seem to know that i am a shape changer from the planet zargov.
(if anybody on here recalls a brisbane band (cleveland) from 1991-92 called the fucshia, you may understand this.
if not just knod yr head and smile.
you know my limits too well, g freshness.
but i went the whole hog and had 3 ambers.
facon