Dear Bloggers, Part 2.
Welcome to sobriety.. This is our 2nd sober Friday night in like.. 7 months. Hows that?? Merch is out getting drunk off 2 beers and he didnt even bother to invite us. Probably because it could have gotten quite hairy, what with him being so attracted to us and all. Dont worry Merc, this wont stop us from sending you 837428974289374298347 sexyl horny messages.
Look at all our new friends. Hello new friends! Do you do things? We do. Today we tried to drink some kahlua but we realised the bottle was empty. This is when we high tailed it over to the bottle shop. Only they were all out of the good shit. Instead we invested in some honeycomb and malt chocolate sauces that are, believe it or not, vegan.. looking. We have intelligent cats that chew on pegs. They have manly names like Ribbon. And cookie, you silly bitch. We did originally name cookie "cartons of beer", which was a much manlier of manliness name, but we gave up on that. Someone is angry, we think its the mum. She did a wheel burn out of the court.
Look at that thing dangle! That thing right there on cookies chin.
Do you know anyone who suckles in their sleep?? Cos we do. Hes hairy and hes hot. one of us has booties on. The other has a gut neck.
Sams dog had puppies, we will name them:
The Pee and the Poop
Autopsy
Bruce
Meg
The kneeling burgdof
Timmy
Gangus Khan
and one that musnt be very important cos we cant remember its name. But we will call it definitely not Oprah. Cookie is doing pathetic baby things.
This is for Uncle Merc
We need a stick to chew on bitch, deliver our tea tree goods.
You're a gentle butterfly merc, we bet you do wear lilac shirts. Thats very un-pirate like of you
BACON
Welcome to sobriety.. This is our 2nd sober Friday night in like.. 7 months. Hows that?? Merch is out getting drunk off 2 beers and he didnt even bother to invite us. Probably because it could have gotten quite hairy, what with him being so attracted to us and all. Dont worry Merc, this wont stop us from sending you 837428974289374298347 sexyl horny messages.
Look at all our new friends. Hello new friends! Do you do things? We do. Today we tried to drink some kahlua but we realised the bottle was empty. This is when we high tailed it over to the bottle shop. Only they were all out of the good shit. Instead we invested in some honeycomb and malt chocolate sauces that are, believe it or not, vegan.. looking. We have intelligent cats that chew on pegs. They have manly names like Ribbon. And cookie, you silly bitch. We did originally name cookie "cartons of beer", which was a much manlier of manliness name, but we gave up on that. Someone is angry, we think its the mum. She did a wheel burn out of the court.
Look at that thing dangle! That thing right there on cookies chin.
Do you know anyone who suckles in their sleep?? Cos we do. Hes hairy and hes hot. one of us has booties on. The other has a gut neck.
Sams dog had puppies, we will name them:
The Pee and the Poop
Autopsy
Bruce
Meg
The kneeling burgdof
Timmy
Gangus Khan
and one that musnt be very important cos we cant remember its name. But we will call it definitely not Oprah. Cookie is doing pathetic baby things.
This is for Uncle Merc
We need a stick to chew on bitch, deliver our tea tree goods.
You're a gentle butterfly merc, we bet you do wear lilac shirts. Thats very un-pirate like of you
BACON
and we all know what knaw spells backwards, do we not?
sock it to me while i stick it to you.
lilac? they were fuschia. you dumbass hunchbogs.
who needs glasses now, hey james????