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Dear Bloggers,

We are blogging once again.. We went on a quest to find thin lipstick today, but failed miserably. We will just have to resort to using merch's time and time again. We also spent the entire day at work, thats the fun of being two people. Last night we came home with a bag full of stolen goodies. Picked up the dirt for $7.40, what a bargain. We actually bought that though, we didnt steal it (unlike all the stuff we stole from merch's). The people of New Farm didnt know what hit them when they saw two good looking girls walking down What street.. What a scene we did cause!!! People in utes were pulling over left, right and centre to offer us money. We scored an interview with Colesmyer today.. Look out! We're moving up in the world!!!

We visited our new home with merc yesterday, its a workmans cottage and has no floorboards. Ya'll should come visit us for the housewarming hookup.. Its at 7 What Street. Everybody has to wear bandaids on their glasses (we're looking at you merc) and no pants. cos dont we all hate pants???

We were admiring all Merch's backstage passes, but when he wasnt looking we slipped in small spy cameras. We are now receiving a 24 hour feed from merch's bedroom. This shit should be illegal..

1 of us is very disappointed cos the other one didnt have mashed potato for dinner.

Merch looked like a model yesterday.

Love to my girls

BACON