lasonja

Dear Bloggers,

We found it!!!!! We are watching merch play air guitar at his humble abode right now, hes lame, but not as lame as us. He just took a shit and lit a match after it. We are awkward and using his comp to blog. It is hard so we give up. We have to be boring cos merchtoss is supervising our blog. We are trying to get him drunk and take advantage of him. He keeps telling us to go home. Merc is drunk. We have achieved all we came to do.
We'll be back later with an update of our rape adventures....

BACON