Dear Everyone, but mainly babyfirefly!
Guess what we are doing?!?!?!?! We think its summer so we are drinking crown lagers that we arent even meant to be drinking cos we are sleepy vegans! Quick question. Where are our pirate bandanas and why didnt the party shop give us any? Today is a day of firsts, cos today half of us got their first $100 note EVER. Fully sick, grouse, filth and gnarly.
Note to Babyfirefly - We had sour gum that didnt turn into gum.
We are having a BBQ today and nobody has turned up. It was even fully accommodating for gross meat eaters. Merc didnt come cos he likes pants. Everyone should give us a novelty sized high five cos our mate Lindal hooked us up with some tickets to see the yeah yeah yeahs live at the wireless in melbourne. Yeah, you're all jealous cos we will steal Karen O's clothes.
Note to Babyfirefly - Do you love the veronicas as much as we do? Cos we have tickets to see them. Do you think less of us?
Umm, We are really excited to see the yeah yeah yeahs and we are gonna bust out Karen O moves at the pub before we even go anywhere. And we even bought a stuffed prawn so that we could slap each other over the head with it like karen did to us once. Bling didnt find a home. We will push Karen off the stage and give her a concussion and rape her. Fuck you if you say otherwise.
Note to Babyfirefly - We drank with Meg.
Soooo, in the last year we went to see sunk a bit and we met this hot SG girl and her name was EIMI. She loves us. We had her here to drink a lot of red wine and we sucked toads into tubes. Long story, but you're all jealous that you werent there cos it was the funniest shit ever. If anyone ever doubted that we live in a dead shit red neck town, this girl has been a witness. So has Merc and Lindal, so they can also back us up if you still doubt that two chicks as awesomely cool and good looking as us could come from somewhere like that.
Note to Babyfirefly - Have you drunk with Meg?
So guess what? one night we went to see the fantomas and Merc just happened to be doing merc. Us being us thought we were the shit so got behind the merc counter to improve sales. Then Merc told us that we had to wait for him and we were like, pffffffffffffft, okay. So then we headed through the venue (closely behind mercs arse) and came across a little man. That man is one of the sexiest men on earth. His name was Michael. He was only knee high to a grasshopper and stood out like dogs balls. Sexy hairy ones. But we talked to Michael for around half an hr and then we said, my god merc, you suck for doing that, so not prepared. We wanted to put on our fuck me boots and all.
Note to Babyfirefly - We'll be in sydney with our tighest of pants. Will you be at the yeah yeah yeahs?
Shortly after our delicious perv we went home and booked flights at 3am to go to sydney. 2 hours later we were awake and boarding a plane to Sydney to see the Fantomas again. One of us was sposed to be at work to open the shop the following day at 6am. Come 7:30 the shop opened. Only an hour and a half late, worth it much?
Shout out to Cedric and Meg for making the world look a lot hotter. Who makes a bus look that hot? Mr Baker is the man for telling us to get on that bus cos we were going to a party. But seriously, who has an after party in a revolving restaurant like 80 floors up? Vomit worthy? i think so. Who also books flights for Patty, Lil Jack and Craig at 4am? No good. Shout out again for the free alcohol. Fuck off sized beverages everywhere. Ohhhh and another good part! One of us fell down some stairs in the revolving restaurant in front of the whole white stripes entourage. They laughed a lot.
A big man... A sexy man.. A very tall imposing figure of a man.. One that we wanted.. He gave us something at the airport. It came in the size of a 3 inch record. We were told that the only way to get this record was through this man, there was no other way to obtain it. We thank you mr man. We will never sell these gifts on Ebay like you probably expect us to. Anyone knows us knows that this man is the only man for us. He comes with a novelty sized penis and wears a lot of red.
We are more random than normal cos the whole Big Day Out trip that we did was this much gooder and we cant tell the story properly. It has to come out in little excited bursts. But another good story was us watching Franz in Perth, and one little man dressed in a red and black suit with a little hat pulled us out of the mosh and said, you are now guests of us, follow me. We did just that and waved bye to our friends. You were one of our friends, we bet.
Security boasted to us that Iggys set was closed, so we could not watch him from side of stage. We said, oh, okay, and spoke to one Mr Craig Fox. Craig said, im heading into the crowd to watch, want to come? We said, No old mate, no. Then one mr baker said, why you no watch iggy side of stage? We said, no love baker, no love. He said, fuck that, you are with us. We then stormed us onto the side of the stage where we proceeded to watch iggy. Good? We think so. We love ourselves even more after our big day out trip. We know we are better than everyone here, but fuck... We are laughing so hard right now and high fiving each other.
Another weird thing that happened was merch kissed us like young children. Another weird thing was on the gold coast he insisted that his room be next to ours. Stalker much? Out of all the famous people that were staying there and he just ended up staying next to ours? come on, we are onto you merc.
Beer.
We think the suicide people should make a smiley face that burps, so everytime we burp, we could make a burp face. Cos we do burp a lot. What else?
We did miss out on going to see silverchair, but none of you care, right? Ummm, we went and saw the (international) Noise Conspiracy. Now, we know we are good, so straight up, we want to apologise to Inge. We know we said we were gonna go to Sydney and we are really sorry that you put us on the door and probably waited for us all night long, but there was nothing we could do.. And you know what else? Everyone was grabbing at Dennis and we were being on good behaviour for once and not grabbing at Dennis' groin.. And then suddenly at the end, one Dennis dropped to his knees and wrapped us in a big bear hug. We shmirked like it was nobodies business.
Something else we need to mention... One of us really likes to imitate accents. Old mate Alex was busy talking when one of us said, DONT DO IT, the other one said, IM GONNA, IM GONNA.. Then suddenly out of nowhere, she had imitated Alex. We all squinted and flinched and waited for the backlash, but Alex was like, CHEERS right back to us. We all hollered at each other from there on in. Then we both squashed into a very small chair and we chair danced to the black eyed peas. Another thing they gave us was a mango daquiri. I actually think Merc gave that to us. Or Merc mate who did Merch. Either way, it was tasty.
Today we have spent singing high pitched whitney houston songs from the body guard soundtrack. I bet your Saturdays arent that good.
Okay, we will leave it at that for now because we have to go and amuse our many guests that have turned up for the BBQ. Who wouldnt want to come to a BBQ hosted by us? EIMI, thats who.
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We just rememebered that the last time we were drinking crownies was at the airport in Adelaide, waiting to board out flight to perth at 10am. So heres our good story...
We arrived in Melbourne for the Big day out, (the day before the white stripes side show mind you) and we'd heard that the greenhornes were still in sydney to do a suprise show. We didnt expect much so merc took us to the james squire pub and we got off chops rotten drunk. Merc even bought a few rounds. Props to you, fuckstick. So, after that we decided we were too drunk to walk back to the hotel, so we started walking back to the hotel. One of us said, I just need a vodka from the bar at the hotel before we go upstairs to bed. The other one strangely said, Okay. We walked into the bar and looked at the bar stuff and quickly said, Snap, snap, a round over here, thanks. Then suddenly we were like, THE GREENHORNES, yep, yep, yep, yep. So we planted our sexual arses down at their table, when it became apparent that one mr tall and handsome man was sitting amongst us. We said, Can we eat your free nuts? We didnt wait for an answer, we just ate them. Skip to the best part. He kissed us.
WAIT.. theres another best part. She arrived. She asked us to take her to the toilet................... Do you know how hard it was for us to not go and look under the door? And more about that sexy night another time. Maybe with photos if you're lucky.
Much love to our peeps and our ring stings.
BACON
Guess what we are doing?!?!?!?! We think its summer so we are drinking crown lagers that we arent even meant to be drinking cos we are sleepy vegans! Quick question. Where are our pirate bandanas and why didnt the party shop give us any? Today is a day of firsts, cos today half of us got their first $100 note EVER. Fully sick, grouse, filth and gnarly.
Note to Babyfirefly - We had sour gum that didnt turn into gum.
We are having a BBQ today and nobody has turned up. It was even fully accommodating for gross meat eaters. Merc didnt come cos he likes pants. Everyone should give us a novelty sized high five cos our mate Lindal hooked us up with some tickets to see the yeah yeah yeahs live at the wireless in melbourne. Yeah, you're all jealous cos we will steal Karen O's clothes.
Note to Babyfirefly - Do you love the veronicas as much as we do? Cos we have tickets to see them. Do you think less of us?
Umm, We are really excited to see the yeah yeah yeahs and we are gonna bust out Karen O moves at the pub before we even go anywhere. And we even bought a stuffed prawn so that we could slap each other over the head with it like karen did to us once. Bling didnt find a home. We will push Karen off the stage and give her a concussion and rape her. Fuck you if you say otherwise.
Note to Babyfirefly - We drank with Meg.
Soooo, in the last year we went to see sunk a bit and we met this hot SG girl and her name was EIMI. She loves us. We had her here to drink a lot of red wine and we sucked toads into tubes. Long story, but you're all jealous that you werent there cos it was the funniest shit ever. If anyone ever doubted that we live in a dead shit red neck town, this girl has been a witness. So has Merc and Lindal, so they can also back us up if you still doubt that two chicks as awesomely cool and good looking as us could come from somewhere like that.
Note to Babyfirefly - Have you drunk with Meg?
So guess what? one night we went to see the fantomas and Merc just happened to be doing merc. Us being us thought we were the shit so got behind the merc counter to improve sales. Then Merc told us that we had to wait for him and we were like, pffffffffffffft, okay. So then we headed through the venue (closely behind mercs arse) and came across a little man. That man is one of the sexiest men on earth. His name was Michael. He was only knee high to a grasshopper and stood out like dogs balls. Sexy hairy ones. But we talked to Michael for around half an hr and then we said, my god merc, you suck for doing that, so not prepared. We wanted to put on our fuck me boots and all.
Note to Babyfirefly - We'll be in sydney with our tighest of pants. Will you be at the yeah yeah yeahs?
Shortly after our delicious perv we went home and booked flights at 3am to go to sydney. 2 hours later we were awake and boarding a plane to Sydney to see the Fantomas again. One of us was sposed to be at work to open the shop the following day at 6am. Come 7:30 the shop opened. Only an hour and a half late, worth it much?
Shout out to Cedric and Meg for making the world look a lot hotter. Who makes a bus look that hot? Mr Baker is the man for telling us to get on that bus cos we were going to a party. But seriously, who has an after party in a revolving restaurant like 80 floors up? Vomit worthy? i think so. Who also books flights for Patty, Lil Jack and Craig at 4am? No good. Shout out again for the free alcohol. Fuck off sized beverages everywhere. Ohhhh and another good part! One of us fell down some stairs in the revolving restaurant in front of the whole white stripes entourage. They laughed a lot.
A big man... A sexy man.. A very tall imposing figure of a man.. One that we wanted.. He gave us something at the airport. It came in the size of a 3 inch record. We were told that the only way to get this record was through this man, there was no other way to obtain it. We thank you mr man. We will never sell these gifts on Ebay like you probably expect us to. Anyone knows us knows that this man is the only man for us. He comes with a novelty sized penis and wears a lot of red.
We are more random than normal cos the whole Big Day Out trip that we did was this much gooder and we cant tell the story properly. It has to come out in little excited bursts. But another good story was us watching Franz in Perth, and one little man dressed in a red and black suit with a little hat pulled us out of the mosh and said, you are now guests of us, follow me. We did just that and waved bye to our friends. You were one of our friends, we bet.
Security boasted to us that Iggys set was closed, so we could not watch him from side of stage. We said, oh, okay, and spoke to one Mr Craig Fox. Craig said, im heading into the crowd to watch, want to come? We said, No old mate, no. Then one mr baker said, why you no watch iggy side of stage? We said, no love baker, no love. He said, fuck that, you are with us. We then stormed us onto the side of the stage where we proceeded to watch iggy. Good? We think so. We love ourselves even more after our big day out trip. We know we are better than everyone here, but fuck... We are laughing so hard right now and high fiving each other.
Another weird thing that happened was merch kissed us like young children. Another weird thing was on the gold coast he insisted that his room be next to ours. Stalker much? Out of all the famous people that were staying there and he just ended up staying next to ours? come on, we are onto you merc.
Beer.
We think the suicide people should make a smiley face that burps, so everytime we burp, we could make a burp face. Cos we do burp a lot. What else?
We did miss out on going to see silverchair, but none of you care, right? Ummm, we went and saw the (international) Noise Conspiracy. Now, we know we are good, so straight up, we want to apologise to Inge. We know we said we were gonna go to Sydney and we are really sorry that you put us on the door and probably waited for us all night long, but there was nothing we could do.. And you know what else? Everyone was grabbing at Dennis and we were being on good behaviour for once and not grabbing at Dennis' groin.. And then suddenly at the end, one Dennis dropped to his knees and wrapped us in a big bear hug. We shmirked like it was nobodies business.
Something else we need to mention... One of us really likes to imitate accents. Old mate Alex was busy talking when one of us said, DONT DO IT, the other one said, IM GONNA, IM GONNA.. Then suddenly out of nowhere, she had imitated Alex. We all squinted and flinched and waited for the backlash, but Alex was like, CHEERS right back to us. We all hollered at each other from there on in. Then we both squashed into a very small chair and we chair danced to the black eyed peas. Another thing they gave us was a mango daquiri. I actually think Merc gave that to us. Or Merc mate who did Merch. Either way, it was tasty.
Today we have spent singing high pitched whitney houston songs from the body guard soundtrack. I bet your Saturdays arent that good.
Okay, we will leave it at that for now because we have to go and amuse our many guests that have turned up for the BBQ. Who wouldnt want to come to a BBQ hosted by us? EIMI, thats who.
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We just rememebered that the last time we were drinking crownies was at the airport in Adelaide, waiting to board out flight to perth at 10am. So heres our good story...
We arrived in Melbourne for the Big day out, (the day before the white stripes side show mind you) and we'd heard that the greenhornes were still in sydney to do a suprise show. We didnt expect much so merc took us to the james squire pub and we got off chops rotten drunk. Merc even bought a few rounds. Props to you, fuckstick. So, after that we decided we were too drunk to walk back to the hotel, so we started walking back to the hotel. One of us said, I just need a vodka from the bar at the hotel before we go upstairs to bed. The other one strangely said, Okay. We walked into the bar and looked at the bar stuff and quickly said, Snap, snap, a round over here, thanks. Then suddenly we were like, THE GREENHORNES, yep, yep, yep, yep. So we planted our sexual arses down at their table, when it became apparent that one mr tall and handsome man was sitting amongst us. We said, Can we eat your free nuts? We didnt wait for an answer, we just ate them. Skip to the best part. He kissed us.
WAIT.. theres another best part. She arrived. She asked us to take her to the toilet................... Do you know how hard it was for us to not go and look under the door? And more about that sexy night another time. Maybe with photos if you're lucky.
Much love to our peeps and our ring stings.
BACON
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come to melbourne now......please??
xx