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which is related to this great new....

click hurr


i love tray mo.




and honestly, call me a pedo and send me on 'to catch a predator' but i just want to take this kid behind the middle school and get him pregnant...

randywatson:

I always wondered why the greenlighted Soul Man... thanks Ben Stein!


Never saw the woods so now I must investigate... if only it were on!

Also it's occurred to me we have communicated through almost every available medium. My next message will come by trained falcon.
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because i love you:

wildy:
LOL biggrin
perilouspup:
awwwwyeeeeaaaa...
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randywatson:

Whats the next level after cleo?

Awesome use of pink... is Sheena E wearing a blue grass skirt?
randywatson:

Well of course he's texting Lindsey Lohan who else would he be texting now that he and Paris are totally not talking...

Hell yeah he is... a bit chubbier version of him but yes it's him!
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randywatson:

Ha! Your use of the word floordrobe was sheer awesome. I myself have floorbedding... I really just had nowhere else to put them you know.

I don't remember using crayons so much... it was mostly colored pencils and markers. My grandmother would bring over all these fliers from her job and we would use the backs to draw pictures on. I drew allot of pyramids, I have always had an attraction to them.
randywatson:

I have that curse too.

Marked up child = sheer awesome x sheer awesome... I mean do you know what that means?!

Ahhh the smell of sharpies in the morning... smells like... harvy wall bangers.

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last night = drunk.

today = pain.

hungover.

goddamn.
acidevangelist:
That's how it works.

Aspirin and Gatorade, baby.
acidevangelist:
Like kneepants and suspenders? Pulling a red wagon?
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Oh my god.. I talked to my celebri-crush tonight... I'm all a tingle.... ahaha


and yet I am still sleepless, crying and a mess... I miss my friends so much
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I found the solution to my new found negative attitude.....a solution to the boredom, stircrazy-ness and homesickness.

Re-reading all of my PJ O'Rourke books.

Super Content.

Perfect.

Bejinhos Bejinhos Tchau Tchau
love love love love love love love love love love love

Add to that: Sushi, Sparkling Sake, Sofia champagne in a can with a pink straw and season one of Californication and American Pyscho on tv.....


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Dear DVD Player,

I would love it if you would start working please. You are rendering my netflix useless. I am forced to endure a movie on Showtime, in which the only thing remotely interesting is that there are several Land Rovers in it.

Love,

A*****

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Can the motherfuckin coffee just finish making itself already? Goddamn!

Wow I was extremely cranky without my coffee.



what i did this morning (morning for me is late afternoon)

Witchybebe (2:54:17 PM): i fucking hate these ugly tattoos
sneewittchencc (2:54:26 PM): i knoooowww
sneewittchencc (2:54:27 PM): nast
Witchybebe (2:55:22 PM): i mean all the fairies
Witchybebe (2:55:25 PM): and the flowers
Witchybebe (2:55:28 PM): sooooo...
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