larkin

went to the dentist today.

i hate the dentist.

i feel like max hardcore is going to appear instead of the dental hygienist.

can you imagine that? pretty cindy with her frosted lipgloss goes to get more x-rays and you see that COWBOY hat coming around the corner... the horrors.

of course this is coming from a girl who accidentally has sex dreams about mitt romney because she's been watching too many caucuses -- i think i spelled that horribly but i don't care

so sue me, i'd probably like it because i'm dirty like that.


wow this tangent got off track... in short: i need to have oral surgery on my remaining wisdom teef. that's all. and no, my grill is not all jacked... just extra teeth... and who needs those?


on the random:

i wish penny flame had a bigger ass

i wish my plies was my roommate

why the fuck don't i have rockband and a six-fo' impala? ain't no fun..if the homies can't have none...



i had some other mundane stuff to update, but young jeezy did it for me:

....New shoes on the range rover, good one man
Motherfuckers acting like I aint' supposed to shine...








when is this coming out?