larkin

i was looking around on my hard drive for photos... since i haven't uploaded recent pictures in forever.... unfortunately my klutzy ass keeps breaking digital cameras, phones, etc... and then losing connecting cables etc etc... i found some pictures from late summer -- haha naked on a golf course in pennsylvania...or maybe that was virginia... well whatever... then i found some photos that i forgot were even on my computer and HOLY GRAPHIC SHOTS.... i can't even post those..... bleh i need to buy a new digital camera badly.. maybe i will get one for my birthday (yes, that glorious holiday is right around the corner....feb 25th!) ... although i look pretty much the same.. still as studly as ever hehe.... just with much much longer hair..... bigger boobs... more or less tan ...

i need to have new photos taken soon for TOP SECRET reasons.... which may be revealed shortly......


on the random:

- damn jeff garcia's wife is a hot ass bitch

- my beloved range rover shall be returned to me this month... but unless i can register it illegally in florida again my tampa bay buccaneers plate will have to be retired... booo!

- is fairvilla only in florida? if so that sucks. all the dirty stores i have seen here only have novelty bachelorette party crap... boo!

- can anyone reccomend a sturdy vibrator? one that will last for more than a couple weeks...

- will the dmv let you wink in your drivers license photo?



p.s. this little boy is going to have a sibling soon!


p.p.s totally not my kid. i swear. but his mommy and i golf together...at the puttputt....

im the kneesocked one...


p.s. should i move in with THIS guy?