lance_grr

So I don't want to look like Carrot Top. I just feeling very
good I have been working out again and it seems to beworking alot better than last time. I not sure how
much weight I've lost but I feel great.

In your face Jerky's all you suckers having to go back to
school. So i'm finally all moved in to my apartment in...
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So Ted NUgent and I made fun of people from
Roseburg today it was great. Moving to Portland in 2 days.
Next time you go into a diner theat serves breakfast anytime.
Ask for French Toast during the Renaissance.
Thats right I said Ted Mother Fucking Nugent.

~~Lance

Wango Tango Baby.

I been to Portland way to much lately it's a 400 mile round
trip and it blows,

In news that makes me laugh I was working for a logging
company filling out paperwork. I was told how to fill out
the paperwork wrong and I cost the company an approx.
$200,000. After being fired the boss called me and told
me I got a 2...
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One day I will have something so important to say
that when I am dying it will be the only think on my mind.
Like "Fuck The Police"
yeah that good someething hopefully more pressing to
the events that are taking place.


~~Lance

There is nothing like swimming in a super clean
river. Less than a mile away from you house that makes
you think that moving to Portland is a fools move.
Going to Leftover Crack on the 29th in Eugene.
It would be a fools mistake not to go.

Lates Suckkkkaaaaaaa'S

~~Booker T

Anyone remember when NOFx was good & clever.
I sometimes do when listening to White Trash or Longest line.

In the same vain as that. I'm having a hard time
with one of my friend's bands. There first CD was good
a little pop-punk but hey there where in high school now
there new CD is very Simple Plan'ish and that is
bumming me out....
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So I shall be moving soon but I found a bad ass
town house that I hope I will be able to get into.
I'll be moving to Portland with seem such a cliche
thing to say on this site but it has the highest Strip
club to person ratio in the world. I guess that is a good
enough reason to go, but I'm...
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I had a dream a coulpe off nights ago where
I double crossed John Travoltia and the rest of
my merchanary squad with the help of Micheal
Clark Duncan.

In your face suckaaaa's.

I been getting double teamed by Vegans lately.
I don't know why it bothers me but it seem to be
the only thing that people around me are talking
about lately. I stll don't think a cows life is more
important than and insects.

I bought a 15 hunderd dollar computer for $450
at a pawn shop.