lamoustache

I get a great deal of joy from listening to Latterman very loud while riding my bike very fast. Super fast, like to the point where I think I'll go flying if I hit a stone in the road. Whenever I pass driveways or streets (where they have a stop sign and I don't), I always envision getting creamed by a car blazing out at...
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Well, I got home a little while ago after meeting with my District Manager about the whole Store Manager thing.

Apparently, I'm walking into a $30,000 a year job. ! I didn't realize that you could make that much money from a retail position, haha! I'll be doing about $580 a week, before taxes, which is amazing... I'm doing around $330 right now before taxes,...
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So, I'm going to take it. The whole Store Manager promotion-thing.

I pretty much work all day on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday right now. Generally open to close (8:30 to 8:30) on Saturday and Monday; early-afternoon to 8:30 on Friday; and noonish to 6:30 on Sunday. I have Tuesdays and Thursdays off, which I'll defdefdefinitely keep, and I currently work 3-4 hours on Wednesday....
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So I'm sitting here while my spaghetti cooks. Sitting here and thinking.

No, not thinking about the spaghetti. Thinking about an opporunity that was presented to me earlier today.

BACKSTORY!

I'm an Assistant Manager at a shitty retail store, and it pretty much sucks hard. I started out as a regular cashier-dude, and then the then-Assistant Manager got shitcanned. So, by process of elimination, I...
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A more thorough post will come tomorrow or something, but for now this is all you get.

Knitzy got me a Wii as an early birthday present! Absolutely fantastic! So now let's get our Miis together and wreak some miniature havoc!

Here's our Wii/Mii/Friend/Whatever code: 2858-1841-4737-5539.

I got home from work to find an e-mail from a friend of mine who wants me to whip up some videos for his band. Not music videos, really, but videos of their studio sessions. Something swell and exciting with "my own twist" on it. That is awesome.

On a walk downtown I ran into a friend from college. He works for the TV station...
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Whoa! Hey! OK! Go!

An update? I suppose so. It's been a little while, so why not, eh?

It's been a good few weeks. Mostly good. I've been busy working, being a good boyfriend, being a bad boyfriend, and being generally lazy with the one that I love, all the while baking delicious dinners and deserts.

We've had our internet and cable for a little...
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So! So so so. Here I am again.

It's been a pretty exciting couple of days at work, I've gotta say. Ever since I got my hair chopped off, people have been telling me left and right how righteous my moustache is. Seriously, there must have been a dozen people between today and yesterday. It's so exciting! My theory is that the ridiculous mop that...
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Nobody will ever read these.



And that is because I am a boy.



But maybe, one day, I'll make a silly little wishlist that no one will check out and I'll make daily blog entries that only I will read.



And if I try hard enough... if I really set my mind to it. Maybe - just maybe - I'll be a Suicide Girl someday.