you know what I found re: shoplifting disguise? You either have to blend in with the crowd, or go completely OTT and look like an utter freak! It really helps to slap on a two foot tall wig and cover your face in green paint, get a couple of baaaad dragqueens on your arm, and when you waltz into a high street department store and crowd around a MAC counter I guarantee that no sales assistants will wish to advise you on the best colour foundation... Security will jump out of the way as if you had plague and probably dash to the staff room for a fag to calm their nerves.
Plus if they do catch you, you can plead insanity.
Ghoood isn't the life fabulous when you think about it?...
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Plus if they do catch you, you can plead insanity.
Ghoood isn't the life fabulous when you think about it?...