laine666

your new favorites list is teh best!

Dude, whatever. You have dough kneading hands. If you can't work out the knots in my back, NO ONE can.

Heh. Actually, I'm supposed trade some tattoos to a massager for massages.

We still need a third thing for you to do to earn your keep, though. Cooking, cleaning.... dog walking? Life coach? Yard work? I could be crude and ask for daily blow jobs but I'm NOT like that. I'm classy!

Are you not liking your apartment, or Portland in general? Maybe the US of A, even?

I didn't get to see if the raiders guy got his sweet tat. I'll ask JD tomorrow.

We should hang out sometime. I'm bored.

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Hunka hunka burning love ?

But I really knead sensual back loving.... mostly cuz my back hurts.

those tattoos are like totally awesome, man. can we talk about them?!? (hee hee!)

You got tattoos?...damn you so qwazy

I'm sorry, that is not fun

Heya! Get my email?

Youre welcome!

All of ever hear of you are voicemails, and all I ever talk to is yours... I'm begining to believe that you don't exsist anymore Admit it! You're just a voice messaging program masquerading as my friend to eventually get me to buy things! I knew I should have subscribed to that no call list.

beautiful
that was some good show luvin'!!!

By popular demand, here is the Britney blurb I was asked to write for the English Composition class. This is the special The_Electron remix, previously unreleased before this journal comment,

Who--exactly--is Britney Spears? What does she represent?

Britney Spears is a 24 year old cunt born in Kentwood, Louisiana, a small town near the Mississippi border. A young performer, she first appeared on Star Search at age 9, and followed that with an appearance off Broadway, a Miss Cunt USA title, and two years as a cast member on the reincarnation of The Mickey Mouse Club. Shortly after leaving The Mickey Mouse Club, she released the single Baby One More Time, and became an even bigger cunt. She portrayed an image of a sweet, playful, yet chaste cunt - a counterpoint to the aggressively masculine hip-hop and rap artists that dominated MTV at that time. She was teasing without being a total cunt, and humble without being meek. What she offered to America was a cunt that was easy to accept, and an embodiment of the Southern ideals of what a cunt should be. Although she has tried to change that image recently in an attempt to broaden the marketability of her cunt, her core fan base is still made up of those who see her as a sweet sweet Southern cunt.



*edited for format errors

[Edited on Apr 19, 2005 1:52PM]

[Edited on Apr 19, 2005 1:55PM]

well?

It's doing fine. And you?

Cut off again! I was just about at work, so I didn't call back. Have I ever had a conversation with you where one of us actually hung up, instead of getting disconected?

better... neat.

My condolences. Tough it out soldier!

kinda cute sounds kinda fun.
goodtimes indeed.

cute managers rock

you have to work at 1:00 again?

the food starts at 5:30, the game starts at 7:00