my dad's in the virgin islands right now, so i'm housesitting for him. i think i'm cancelling the lease on my apartment today, which is gonna cost me $800. oh well. i think the lottery is like a gazillion dollars right now, but i refuse to play it cuz it's "a tax on people who can't understand statistics". unfortunately i didn't make that up, i saw it on a bumper sticker. anywho, i'm turbocharging my car which is going to cost me like $3800, but i get that cool whistling sound when i hit boost. i need love. gimme. 
here are some awesome books for you future parents:
1) You're Different -- And That's Bad
2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3) Robert: Dad's New Wife
4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8) All Cats Go to Hell
9) The Little Sissy That Snitched
10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.
12) Grandpa Gets a Casket
13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool
14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17) Strangers Have the Best Candy
18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19) You Were an Accident
20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
22) Your Nightmares Are Real
23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown
25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose
26) Pop! Goes the Hamster... and Other Great Microwave Games
27) The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
28) Some Kittens Can Fly
29) Evil is an Art
30) How to Dress Sexy for Grownups
31) The Attention Deficit and Hyperactive Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America. Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
32) What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
33) The Crack House at Pooh Corner
34) When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
35) Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
36) Furious George Delivers the Mail
37) Jimmy the Pyro
38) Hydrocephalus: Why You Look Like Such A Freak
39) The Little Engine That Couldn't Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father
40) Run Away From Home: Your Parents Will Thank You
41) Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An "I Can Do It" Book
42) Cuts, Bruises, and Ouchies: Causing Them and Getting Away
43) The Little Train That Only Understood When Beaten
44) Protecting Yourself From Water with Jojo the Electric Blanket
45) The Adventures of Cindy and Wrinkles, the Plastic Bag Helmet
46) Wally the Wizard and the Magic Potion Draino
47) The Misadventures of Polly Poke-Your-Eye-Out
48) Clifford Gets Rabies: The Fall of Emily's Town
49) Your Lies make Baby Jesus Cry
50) Fun with Flames and Hairspray: The Smell of Burning
51) Your Parents Like Your Sister Best
here are some awesome books for you future parents:
1) You're Different -- And That's Bad
2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3) Robert: Dad's New Wife
4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8) All Cats Go to Hell
9) The Little Sissy That Snitched
10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.
12) Grandpa Gets a Casket
13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool
14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17) Strangers Have the Best Candy
18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19) You Were an Accident
20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
22) Your Nightmares Are Real
23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown
25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose
26) Pop! Goes the Hamster... and Other Great Microwave Games
27) The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
28) Some Kittens Can Fly
29) Evil is an Art
30) How to Dress Sexy for Grownups
31) The Attention Deficit and Hyperactive Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America. Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
32) What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
33) The Crack House at Pooh Corner
34) When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
35) Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
36) Furious George Delivers the Mail
37) Jimmy the Pyro
38) Hydrocephalus: Why You Look Like Such A Freak
39) The Little Engine That Couldn't Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father
40) Run Away From Home: Your Parents Will Thank You
41) Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An "I Can Do It" Book
42) Cuts, Bruises, and Ouchies: Causing Them and Getting Away
43) The Little Train That Only Understood When Beaten
44) Protecting Yourself From Water with Jojo the Electric Blanket
45) The Adventures of Cindy and Wrinkles, the Plastic Bag Helmet
46) Wally the Wizard and the Magic Potion Draino
47) The Misadventures of Polly Poke-Your-Eye-Out
48) Clifford Gets Rabies: The Fall of Emily's Town
49) Your Lies make Baby Jesus Cry
50) Fun with Flames and Hairspray: The Smell of Burning
51) Your Parents Like Your Sister Best
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that made me chuckle, haha. I wouldnt have minded, snakes dont bother me : P
xatreyux:
thank you 