So I wrote a long blog post and of course I hit a wrong button, post disappears. So I'll just go back and hit the bullet points.
- I changed my username from genero (because it was too generic, yeah, I know, lame) to Lafayette Proulx because he's the main character in one of my favorite books, Love Warps the Mind a Little. Also, I love the name Lafayette, it just sounds really cool. I'll put that on my list of names that I wish I could name my child except for the fact that my future wife/mother of my children will slap me when I mention it.
- I've started writing again. I wrote something in my notebook that I want to make a story out of, "Call me when your boyfriend's gone." Oh the places I can go with that one...
- My single friend brought up how he hates seeing pretty girls with unattractive boyfriends. I brought up that all guys, regardless of relationship status hate pretty girls with unattractive guys because we're especially prone to jealousy/competition. I mentioned that cavemen even did it, one caveman looking at a cavegirl with a rather ugly caveguy, thinking, "what a douche bag." Also, when we see a pretty girl with that unattractive "you better be lucky to even be alive" guy, we think what do they have that I don't, followed by making up lists why that guy is unattractive/stupid/a possible pedophile. It's just the way we work. But then again I hate just about every guy so I'm totally biased.
- I miss being able to breathe like a normal human being. Horray for chronic lung infections. I always know the seasons are changing when my lungs go, "Fuck it, we're going on vacation."
- I have 40 more pages of stories to type up. I'm going to get on that.
- I changed my username from genero (because it was too generic, yeah, I know, lame) to Lafayette Proulx because he's the main character in one of my favorite books, Love Warps the Mind a Little. Also, I love the name Lafayette, it just sounds really cool. I'll put that on my list of names that I wish I could name my child except for the fact that my future wife/mother of my children will slap me when I mention it.
- I've started writing again. I wrote something in my notebook that I want to make a story out of, "Call me when your boyfriend's gone." Oh the places I can go with that one...
- My single friend brought up how he hates seeing pretty girls with unattractive boyfriends. I brought up that all guys, regardless of relationship status hate pretty girls with unattractive guys because we're especially prone to jealousy/competition. I mentioned that cavemen even did it, one caveman looking at a cavegirl with a rather ugly caveguy, thinking, "what a douche bag." Also, when we see a pretty girl with that unattractive "you better be lucky to even be alive" guy, we think what do they have that I don't, followed by making up lists why that guy is unattractive/stupid/a possible pedophile. It's just the way we work. But then again I hate just about every guy so I'm totally biased.
- I miss being able to breathe like a normal human being. Horray for chronic lung infections. I always know the seasons are changing when my lungs go, "Fuck it, we're going on vacation."
- I have 40 more pages of stories to type up. I'm going to get on that.
"Call me when your boyfriend's gone" ... hmm.. why don't I like the sound of that?
By the way.. all the attractive guys are taken by ugly girls.. that's why the attractive girls have to find ugly guys with good personalities. It makes no sense..
We just got lucky.