So I come home from work, sit down, relax, turn on the TV. What's on before I even get a chance to change the channel? The Breakfast Club, and holy crap I do look like Anthony Michael Hall, those dozens (literally dozens) of people were not lying. Now I don't know if the resemblance is a good thing, he did play a dork in the movie so that would explain my less-than-stellar performance when it comes to girls (performance, totally wrong word).
But I'll let you decide. Do I really look like Anthony Michael Hall? And is it more older Anthony Michael Hall or the Breakfast Club Anthony Michael Hall?
Now I would have used a better picture of myself for comparison, but I hate anything that involves me and cameras. I'm just not photogenic at all.
So similarities? Discuss.
Also, funny story. At work there's this girl who sits directly behind me. Now I've got a little bit of a crush on this girl, because 1) she's all kinds of good looking and 2) she's all kinds of cool. Also, admitting to a crush just made me feel like I'm in middle school again, actually that reminds me of a funny conversation I had with my best friend the other day about a crush I confessed to and his reaction, but I'll stick with one embarrassment today thank you very much.
Anyway, I would make some sort of attempt to take this girl out on a date, except she's bi-sexual and going through her lady phase. Her girlfriend is cute, I'll give her that, either that or it's the most elaborate scheme to keep a guy from asking her out, but I remain hopeful.
Anyway, so I'm sitting at my desk on my break, feet propped up, reading a book. I'm wearing a button up shirt, casual brown suit jacket, khaki pants.
The girl turns to me and says, "You look like a college professor."
I think, "Wow, I look like I'm 40, that's not cool."
She then follows it up with, "The kind of professor I'd want to sleep with."
I laughed, went back to my book, and wondered why can't wildly attractive single, heterosexual girls tell me things like that? I've gotten two comments of that nature in the past week, both from girls I'd have zero chance with. Oh cruel world! At least now I know I look 40 and hot. Why can't beautiful single women make the first move, because to be honest I royally suck at that. When it comes to women I turn into a huge nervous mess and I'm lucky if I can make it through a conversation without passing out. Of course that could be the problem right there...
But I'll let you decide. Do I really look like Anthony Michael Hall? And is it more older Anthony Michael Hall or the Breakfast Club Anthony Michael Hall?
Now I would have used a better picture of myself for comparison, but I hate anything that involves me and cameras. I'm just not photogenic at all.
So similarities? Discuss.
Also, funny story. At work there's this girl who sits directly behind me. Now I've got a little bit of a crush on this girl, because 1) she's all kinds of good looking and 2) she's all kinds of cool. Also, admitting to a crush just made me feel like I'm in middle school again, actually that reminds me of a funny conversation I had with my best friend the other day about a crush I confessed to and his reaction, but I'll stick with one embarrassment today thank you very much.
Anyway, I would make some sort of attempt to take this girl out on a date, except she's bi-sexual and going through her lady phase. Her girlfriend is cute, I'll give her that, either that or it's the most elaborate scheme to keep a guy from asking her out, but I remain hopeful.
Anyway, so I'm sitting at my desk on my break, feet propped up, reading a book. I'm wearing a button up shirt, casual brown suit jacket, khaki pants.
The girl turns to me and says, "You look like a college professor."
I think, "Wow, I look like I'm 40, that's not cool."
She then follows it up with, "The kind of professor I'd want to sleep with."
I laughed, went back to my book, and wondered why can't wildly attractive single, heterosexual girls tell me things like that? I've gotten two comments of that nature in the past week, both from girls I'd have zero chance with. Oh cruel world! At least now I know I look 40 and hot. Why can't beautiful single women make the first move, because to be honest I royally suck at that. When it comes to women I turn into a huge nervous mess and I'm lucky if I can make it through a conversation without passing out. Of course that could be the problem right there...