Weekend's of nuttiness!!
So my old boss called me 17 times in one day (remember on office space when the boss calls peter on a saturday because he doesn't go to work?....Yeah it was like that)
Instead of "Yeeeeeah Hi...Yeahhhhhh Hi" it was:
"Hhhiiiiiii It's me"
"Yeaaaah Hi..its me again"
"yeah Hiiiiiii"
Someone who can drag out the word "HI" to last 4 seconds needs to be de-bollocked and painfully, especially if you can do it 9 times in a row, in NINE voicemails.
~~In Other News~~~
We spent Saturday up in Cambridge and went out to the Legion to have a few drinks after cleaning out the garage (not as fun as the teddy bear suit but well...what can you do)
Oh JEEZ! Hold on, the damn Iguana is going nutz in her cage and headbutting every side of it she can because she wants a boy iguana... I'll be right back.... *Throws a grape at Iguana*
There is nothing more eye twitching than trying to do something and all you can hear is scratching and scraping (which is why i didn't get a cat, because of the litter box scrapy arghness and the claw scratching on furniture) WELL an iguana is no different when she wants a jolly good rogering either. She gets her boinky boiknk boink mood on and thats it, i'm fucked for a quiet night in!
*scratch scratch...me wanny boinky* "SHUT UP IGGY" *scratch scrape, bang bang boink jolly good shag boink*
NO matter what i do, she thinks the mirror or her reflection is another iguana, so she wanty boinky
You know i forgot was i was talking about originally now...
AH HA Cambridge.
It was fun
That is all
So my old boss called me 17 times in one day (remember on office space when the boss calls peter on a saturday because he doesn't go to work?....Yeah it was like that)
Instead of "Yeeeeeah Hi...Yeahhhhhh Hi" it was:
"Hhhiiiiiii It's me"
"Yeaaaah Hi..its me again"
"yeah Hiiiiiii"
Someone who can drag out the word "HI" to last 4 seconds needs to be de-bollocked and painfully, especially if you can do it 9 times in a row, in NINE voicemails.
~~In Other News~~~
We spent Saturday up in Cambridge and went out to the Legion to have a few drinks after cleaning out the garage (not as fun as the teddy bear suit but well...what can you do)
Oh JEEZ! Hold on, the damn Iguana is going nutz in her cage and headbutting every side of it she can because she wants a boy iguana... I'll be right back.... *Throws a grape at Iguana*
There is nothing more eye twitching than trying to do something and all you can hear is scratching and scraping (which is why i didn't get a cat, because of the litter box scrapy arghness and the claw scratching on furniture) WELL an iguana is no different when she wants a jolly good rogering either. She gets her boinky boiknk boink mood on and thats it, i'm fucked for a quiet night in!
*scratch scratch...me wanny boinky* "SHUT UP IGGY" *scratch scrape, bang bang boink jolly good shag boink*
NO matter what i do, she thinks the mirror or her reflection is another iguana, so she wanty boinky
You know i forgot was i was talking about originally now...
AH HA Cambridge.
It was fun
That is all
if you're tossing grapes to the girly iguana, what do you expect her to DO with a boy iguana if she meets one? the poor boy is going to get his nuts eaten off before they can.....