Alas the world is full of mind boggling wankers.
I can't wait to go on holiday, and i have to/hate to say it, but tea does NOT sound good right now but a red headed slut does wonders for the mind.
Unfortunately it does has the awful adverse effect of 'slut goggles' and in my shoes, i doubt i want that, seeing my shoes are stillettos and i don't want to faceplant floor, but mat munching is increased with every red headed slut that i partake.
Today my plans are as follows:
Look at my fuzzy orange slippers
Check the mail
Raise my eyebrow with every dumb thought that i have which includes getting up off the couch
Kitty (my iguana) is not happy. I banned her from poot pooting anywhere outside her cage by giving her the "angry moi" face and it left me saying to myself...." So...do i rub her nose in it or..?"
I think i should write a book on how to potty train your Iguana.
It will be one sentence.
Very difficultly
That is all
I can't wait to go on holiday, and i have to/hate to say it, but tea does NOT sound good right now but a red headed slut does wonders for the mind.
Unfortunately it does has the awful adverse effect of 'slut goggles' and in my shoes, i doubt i want that, seeing my shoes are stillettos and i don't want to faceplant floor, but mat munching is increased with every red headed slut that i partake.
Today my plans are as follows:
Look at my fuzzy orange slippers
Check the mail
Raise my eyebrow with every dumb thought that i have which includes getting up off the couch
Kitty (my iguana) is not happy. I banned her from poot pooting anywhere outside her cage by giving her the "angry moi" face and it left me saying to myself...." So...do i rub her nose in it or..?"
I think i should write a book on how to potty train your Iguana.
It will be one sentence.
Very difficultly
That is all
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She is only 7 and is already 4 ft long!