Hmm. So i'm a little frustrated today (well i have been for about a week and a half now) and i usually don't vent about family or what not but JEEZ my sister is driving me CRAZY!
It's always like a competition to her, no matter what it is.
We go camping, i spent $45 on food for camping and she "spent like $130...so there!"...
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It's always like a competition to her, no matter what it is.
We go camping, i spent $45 on food for camping and she "spent like $130...so there!"...
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So today is my Birthday and so far It doesn't feel like it.
Well it IS only 10AM. I've still got the rest of the day to be excited about.
Well it IS only 10AM. I've still got the rest of the day to be excited about.
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lonelyhearted:
Yeah same here, happy belated bday to you, hope it was fun or atleast enjoyable.
stradyvarius:
SO!
I want to wish to you have a GREAT NEW YEAR in your life!!!
Please!
Please!
In the next one do it ALL to BE HAPPY!!!
I want to wish to you have a GREAT NEW YEAR in your life!!!
Please!
Please!
In the next one do it ALL to BE HAPPY!!!
Yesterday i was looking forward to getting my neck smooshed, instead i was submitted to more tests and it turns out 2-3 bones in my neck have probably completely seized together and have been for a while due to my motorcycle accident a few years back.
*on a side note thats way off topic, that woolite commercial that goes "Squeeze rub groom and done" reminds...
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*on a side note thats way off topic, that woolite commercial that goes "Squeeze rub groom and done" reminds...
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acidevangelist:
OW! Sorry, lady.
toxic:
hey my redbull lady hehe thanks for the comment on my samples I appreciated it alot also I want to keep you so we can just drink red bull all day yay!
Ahhh So it's my Golden Birthday in one week exactly (go wednesday go) and i just found out the 'other' is going to be out of town for the WHOLE WEEK!!!
Man...sucky.
So seeing as i have no car, and my family is pretty much all in the UK, i will be spending wednesday checking the mailbox and calling people to remind them that my...
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Man...sucky.
So seeing as i have no car, and my family is pretty much all in the UK, i will be spending wednesday checking the mailbox and calling people to remind them that my...
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bloodhigh:
the nudity would have to be like the prize at the finish line
not during the contest of soul scorching heat
not during the contest of soul scorching heat
bloodhigh:
as far as me getting used to you being strange....
well i like it, so i don't wanna get used to it
i'll just let it roll
well i like it, so i don't wanna get used to it
i'll just let it roll
Ahh so i came to a decision, and i'm coloring my hair.
I haven't colored it in a few months so i figured i'm going three colors, platinum, black, and fire(fucking)engine RED HAH
And thats my decision...i think.... yes.. (i think)
Also, it's my golden birthday in 24 days and counting (oh shitz) I missed my 21st by spending it in a dry county in...
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I haven't colored it in a few months so i figured i'm going three colors, platinum, black, and fire(fucking)engine RED HAH
And thats my decision...i think.... yes.. (i think)
Also, it's my golden birthday in 24 days and counting (oh shitz) I missed my 21st by spending it in a dry county in...
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toxic:
Your hair sounds like it's going to be effin hot make sure to take picys cause I wanna see k?! 
Me having the most random mind i come up with useless information in my sleep. and when i'm awake. In fact i'm not sure there is a difference to be honest. Either way...this is what i got for today.
As we all know, men don't give a fuck who's watchig when they fondle their play pen. They'd adjust their nuts with the queens face right...
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As we all know, men don't give a fuck who's watchig when they fondle their play pen. They'd adjust their nuts with the queens face right...
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acidevangelist:
I have seen #4 many times at the beach. Must be a sand issue.
1337b33f:
Haha, very entertaining post. I am sure I have seen many of these fine examples.
Thoughts of randomosity for the day
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart...
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart...
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lizardam:
Haha.....that was hilarious and now I don't have to learn anything else today...thanks.
Oh.....and I love the set in the record store.
Oh.....and I love the set in the record store.
toxic:
Wow you enlightened my mind today thank you doll!
After a long weekend of helping a friend move here i sit, comtemplating whether or not to go out
It's raining still and i love the rain, but as for going out and being merry in the rain or 'singing' in it, well that has yet to be determined.
The new horrorfest DVD's are coming out. I think i want them, *thinks*...yes, yes i do....
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It's raining still and i love the rain, but as for going out and being merry in the rain or 'singing' in it, well that has yet to be determined.
The new horrorfest DVD's are coming out. I think i want them, *thinks*...yes, yes i do....
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escottie:
I SWEAR I'm not sitting here with your stolen knickers on my head. 
leandra:
I swear I know where Hadleigh is, isn't there a huge discount type shop there? haha.
ARGH! I don't believe it, there is an underwear thief in my apartment complex!
So first i was boggled by the loud 1am thumping rap music coming from downstairs. That i could handle, i would just take my drum sticks and thump on the floor, then i'd wake up at 7AM and drum stick some more
Then there was the 'people throwing random stuff on...
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So first i was boggled by the loud 1am thumping rap music coming from downstairs. That i could handle, i would just take my drum sticks and thump on the floor, then i'd wake up at 7AM and drum stick some more
Then there was the 'people throwing random stuff on...
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animalcrackers:
Maybe it's time to move?
lucky33:
Well I think you should move to Uptown
I promise not to steal your knickers!
I promise not to steal your knickers!
So there is a mini video playing on the side of the screen and it looks like a green bad guy running into a big blue vagina. Yup. I'm not sure what it's advertising but a green guy running into a blue vagine has me stumped.
Today was a day of cleaning. However i couldn't sleep last night (i have a sporatic case of insomnia...
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Today was a day of cleaning. However i couldn't sleep last night (i have a sporatic case of insomnia...
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She just keep staring at me... silly Kitty Iguana.
It is kind of creepy though.
It's too hot to wear clothes in the apt, but erm, i don't really feel like walking arounf butt nekkid while she is just staring at me...
Theres kids outside, i could scare them some, so i don't care really if they see my bottom. They are little loud bastards...
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It is kind of creepy though.
It's too hot to wear clothes in the apt, but erm, i don't really feel like walking arounf butt nekkid while she is just staring at me...
Theres kids outside, i could scare them some, so i don't care really if they see my bottom. They are little loud bastards...
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1337b33f:
I am right there with you about the whole getting bored when its nice ot thing. I mean shit, if I am couped up for more than an hour too, even if its a blizzard outside, I get a little stir crazy and I have to go out and do something.
dragonskiss:
You are very mistaken if you think that lovely bottom would traumatize anyone. Welcome to the site. 
Weekend's of nuttiness!!
So my old boss called me 17 times in one day (remember on office space when the boss calls peter on a saturday because he doesn't go to work?....Yeah it was like that)
Instead of "Yeeeeeah Hi...Yeahhhhhh Hi" it was:
"Hhhiiiiiii It's me"
"Yeaaaah Hi..its me again"
"yeah Hiiiiiii"
Someone who can drag out the word "HI" to last 4 seconds needs...
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So my old boss called me 17 times in one day (remember on office space when the boss calls peter on a saturday because he doesn't go to work?....Yeah it was like that)
Instead of "Yeeeeeah Hi...Yeahhhhhh Hi" it was:
"Hhhiiiiiii It's me"
"Yeaaaah Hi..its me again"
"yeah Hiiiiiii"
Someone who can drag out the word "HI" to last 4 seconds needs...
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escottie:
that's a lovely ass...um...i mean new picture.
if you're tossing grapes to the girly iguana, what do you expect her to DO with a boy iguana if she meets one? the poor boy is going to get his nuts eaten off before they can.....
if you're tossing grapes to the girly iguana, what do you expect her to DO with a boy iguana if she meets one? the poor boy is going to get his nuts eaten off before they can.....
And as for the rivalry, the only advice I can think if is to make it obvious to her that you truly, honestly, completely don't give a fuck. So what if she wants to read your niece the book? So what if she wants to start doing shots early? When she is striving that hard for attention, just let her see that you couldn't care one way or the other.