After much hard work and lots of thought, I've finally finished my profile and added some various random content to my member page here on SG. So it only seems to make sense now to introduce myself... I... Am LadySwords. But my real name is Natalie. And the whole "LadySwords" thing comes from the fact that my fiancé's last name, and therefore what will soon be my last one day is the name, Sowards. It looks like you'd say it Soureds (which really gets on his nerves and his family's, understandably, as it's pronounced like swords). A few weird people we know try to say it so rhymes perfects with "towards," but that just doesn't sound right either... Naturally he has a LOT of tattoos of swords and double sets of swords all over him. But more about Jon later as today is The Natalie Show <3
I live just outside of Sacramento, in Davis, California and I'll be 32 years old tomorrow. I have a four year old shar-pei/lab named Cubby, whom you can find plenty of pictures of on my page. I'm an accredited and licensed and registered metaphysician and metaphysical provider. I'm a Certified Crystal Healer, Certified Advanced Crystal Master, Certified Angelic Medium, Certified Angelic Life Coach, Certified Reiki Master, Certified Past Life Healer, Certified Angel Therapist... And really, I could go on. I have about twenty-eight certifications total at this point. I work for StarzPsychics.com and Psychics.com and write for Mystic Living Today Magazine, which is an online e-zine. So, currently I'm working as a professional psychic but I'm working on opening up my own business as a professional crystal healer. At the same time I'm also going to be starting an Associate's degree in the Spring of next year to get my degree to begin working as a Respiratory Therapist.
I also collect sex toys and I run a sex toy blog with sex toy reviews and such. It's under construction right now as I'm revamping the site (as of the date of this entry), but you're certainly welcome to go attempt to click around anyway and see what happens when you go to the address, which is www.BabeInToy.land … I'm probably going to be changing it to BabeInToyland.net though. I had the .com domain but unfortunately I've lost my ability to log into it and I can't see to be able to recover it but perhaps I can solve that by calling GoDaddy. We'll see...
I've had an eventful life... I was a stripper at 19 and modeled for 420 Girls. I was 420 Girl of the Month twice (but not in a row) for 420 Magazine and I ended up adorning sixteen of the centerfold pages of Naked Girls Smoking Weed: Best of 420 Girls by Robert Griffin. I've also appeared on the old version of the Ganja Girls website as well as their Instagram. For this reason I feel that I've already had my time in the limelight as well as the fact that I'm starting to feel old at 31 and so I figure I will leave being a Suicide Girl to the women who have not done any modeling gigs before or else are right in the middle of a successful career or hobby career of doing so. I think that time has pretty much passed for me. I'm more interested in becoming a mom in the next couple of years before I run out of time as well as possibly doing the whole SG Army thing and getting the SG logo tattooed on me :D
Although I'm new to the site currently, I'm not new in the long run. I was a longstanding member for many years in my early twenties. And that pretty much sums things up. As of right now I have a birthday to plan for Sunday and I'm hanging out here in the middle of the night with my fiancé, Jon, and my pei, Cubby - and we're having a fantastic time this evening. So thank you for having me here as I'm much obliged.
Love,
~*~NaTaLiE~*~
P.S. I promise there will be plenty more blog articles to come! … Much more interesting ones by the way as I often have various rants and things to say that I feel like blabbing about ;)
